Unless the solution includes a lobotomy, you are so fucked.
Seriously this is the answer. You are a fucking moron that asks for advice then argues with people. Nike Zoom Forces do not run narrow they're more of a c and up width and it varies from color to color I've realized. Their boots are just pure fucking crap go buy a Burton or a Forum or something from a real boot company, Nike is all hype, no substance. Also they're too small for your foot.
third season on my Nike Kaiju's and they still fit great. My foot is 9.5 and I down sized to 9.0. So I would definitely not size up unless you have an extremely irregular shaped foot. In which case you wouldn't want Nike's anyway.
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
Thanks BA, went ahead and returned Nike's. Tried on K2, Salomon, Nitro, Dc and new balance and while the new balance double boa was sick i found K2 Darko to fit like a glove. Picking them up tomorrow for less then Nike's. Nike was a nice boot but not for my foot, i guess hype is why i wanted them to work so good plus i didn't want to spend 5 hrs trying on boots. The boa on darko was phenomenal and felt natural, really looking forward.