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Im new to the sport, commited willing to learn and i really think renting is a waste of money, will pay $20 CAD shipping, you know since its worth more.
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Wow haha, can't say I'm any much different than C.B. Im a college student living in Texas who has been snowboarding for 2 years now. Im currently still trying to get my first deck by donating plasma twice a week and would greatly appreciate new bindings so I can go again this spring.

seriously great idea to save up for a deck.

I will close the submissions on Oct 28th and either pick or raffle the winner.
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also, oct 30th is my bday..
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Ive never won a contest in my life. But since you want a story I thought I'd think of my best nights in the last couple years.

I live in Regina, Sask, Canada. Middle of fucking nowhere, in the prairies. I wait for winter each year so I can make 10 hour trips to the mountains as many times per year as possible. So when im not boarding or its summer, all there is to do is drink and party. One night me and 3 of my friends spent the entire night drinking at a party, when the party got shut down we were completely annihilated and thought it would be a great idea to go cause ruckus. So we got a sober friend to drive us around for the night. We made our way to the south end of the city, where the first thing we did was climb to the top of the mall and head over to the movie theatre billboard. We spent a solid 30 minutes swapping the letters on the sign to form an incredible drunken piece of art. Heres a picture.



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After we were down, we grabbed the canadian flag off the roof of the mall and proceeded to climb down and go to the next place. Of course we were hungry so we drove across the street, sprinted into Robins Donuts, grabbed as many bagels as we could from behind the counter, then sprinted out. Without paying of course. Now that we had munchies for the night, we continued our trek down the street to Tim Hortons. We thought if we were going to screw with tims competitor we should fuck things up at tim hortons as well. We all walked in there casually, except, my one friend, who was in his underwear and had a 26 in his hand. Heres another picture.



We actually thought this would be a perfect distraction for my other friend to run behind the counter and grab a basket of tim bits. Our plan didnt succeed very well, and my friend slipped on the floor and knocked everything off the counter. All the Filipino staff started screaming out so we got the hell out of there. On to the next fast food restaurant. MCDONALDS!

Unfortunately this is the best part of the story, and I have no pictures of this.

We thought to end the night, we should have my one friend run through mcdicks ass naked screaming for help, then have me and my 3 other friends chase after him, while were all completely ass naked (yes we drank a lot). So my one friend ran in there, and we chased after him. We scared the shit out of the few people that were in mcdicks at 3 am, including the staff. My friend jumped up on the table, it flipped over, and he smashed his head on the ground. He got up as quick as he could, we bolted outta there and got in my friends car. Turns out Robins donuts called the police, and so did tims, and as soon as we finished there so did mcdonalds. Tims is only a couple blocks away from mcdonalds so it took the cops no time at all to get there. As my friend was driving outta there, through the back alley, were all laughing our asses off. All of a sudden, a cop flys outta nowhere. He cuts us off, and gets outta his car. He approached the window, looked in and saw 3 drunk kids in their underwear. He knew we were the guys. All of a sudden 4 other cop cars came outta nowhere, including a k9 unit. We sat around on a cold ass fall night in our underwear while the cops questioned us. Basically we had to back to mcdonalds, clean up and apologize to the staff. Then we had to go to tims and pay for everything we tried stealing, and clean up. Then we had to go to robins and clean up. Thankfully they didnt know about the sign.

Other than paying for all the food I only used to throw at people, I didnt get charged though. So all in all it was actually a pretty good night.

And yes, I was so bored I typed this whole thing out instead of doing my homework.

edit: This story may be off topic of what you expected. But it took too long to write to take it down now.

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No sad story for me. I'm just trying to get my brother into the sport by piecing together a decent setup. He currently rents or borrows skis because he's never been on a snowboard. I know he'd enjoy it because he loves watching all my snowboard videos. I mean I'd love to teach him, but I have a quiver of one that's not even close to his proper size. Oh well, I just thought I'd throw this into the running.
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I need some bindings because i am a noob, if you give me yours i will show you some boob. (not mine i am a guy)

I am young and in college and therefor broke, but i know a girl that will give your chicken a choke.
winner in my books...short and to the point. bindings for tits is not a bad deal at all.
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So I'm entering for my girlfriend, as she has a story worthy of such a grand prize.

So I was with my lady as she picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. So the checker gets on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, ‘PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for ‘THUMBTACKS.’ In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: ‘DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?’

If anything, I need them for putting up with my girlfriends supersized tampex.
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Damn that Regina story was incredible, he's gonna win I wish I could compete with that XD
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Holy fucking epic story, so funny. So fucking close to winning, but I cannot help go on a tangent for you to win it.

So, you and your crew have 8 days to come up with a "redemption" story, equally random and beautiful, good deeds or whatever, to completely wipe out the shenaaagans and leave you with equal karma. Also, as much documentation as possible when pulling these random acts of kindness. Ideas include; helping old people get ready for winter, video of you making someone smile in a normally un-smiling "arena", laughter that inspires laughter (bonus for belly laughing kids, a rarity outside the home, but possible).

Do it or something like it, and you get the binders + amazing swag bag from Bluebird. (I don't work for them or anything).

This shit is still on though, keep it coming. There were a few people in the original contest who had some good stories.


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Ive never won a contest in my life. But since you want a story I thought I'd think of my best nights in the last couple years.

I live in Regina, Sask, Canada. Middle of fucking nowhere, in the prairies. I wait for winter each year so I can make 10 hour trips to the mountains as many times per year as possible. So when im not boarding or its summer, all there is to do is drink and party. One night me and 3 of my friends spent the entire night drinking at a party, when the party got shut down we were completely annihilated and thought it would be a great idea to go cause ruckus. So we got a sober friend to drive us around for the night. We made our way to the south end of the city, where the first thing we did was climb to the top of the mall and head over to the movie theatre billboard. We spent a solid 30 minutes swapping the letters on the sign to form an incredible drunken piece of art. Heres a picture.



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After we were down, we grabbed the canadian flag off the roof of the mall and proceeded to climb down and go to the next place. Of course we were hungry so we drove across the street, sprinted into Robins Donuts, grabbed as many bagels as we could from behind the counter, then sprinted out. Without paying of course. Now that we had munchies for the night, we continued our trek down the street to Tim Hortons. We thought if we were going to screw with tims competitor we should fuck things up at tim hortons as well. We all walked in there casually, except, my one friend, who was in his underwear and had a 26 in his hand. Heres another picture.



We actually thought this would be a perfect distraction for my other friend to run behind the counter and grab a basket of tim bits. Our plan didnt succeed very well, and my friend slipped on the floor and knocked everything off the counter. All the Filipino staff started screaming out so we got the hell out of there. On to the next fast food restaurant. MCDONALDS!

Unfortunately this is the best part of the story, and I have no pictures of this.

We thought to end the night, we should have my one friend run through mcdicks ass naked screaming for help, then have me and my 3 other friends chase after him, while were all completely ass naked (yes we drank a lot). So my one friend ran in there, and we chased after him. We scared the shit out of the few people that were in mcdicks at 3 am, including the staff. My friend jumped up on the table, it flipped over, and he smashed his head on the ground. He got up as quick as he could, we bolted outta there and got in my friends car. Turns out Robins donuts called the police, and so did tims, and as soon as we finished there so did mcdonalds. Tims is only a couple blocks away from mcdonalds so it took the cops no time at all to get there. As my friend was driving outta there, through the back alley, were all laughing our asses off. All of a sudden, a cop flys outta nowhere. He cuts us off, and gets outta his car. He approached the window, looked in and saw 3 drunk kids in their underwear. He knew we were the guys. All of a sudden 4 other cop cars came outta nowhere, including a k9 unit. We sat around on a cold ass fall night in our underwear while the cops questioned us. Basically we had to back to mcdonalds, clean up and apologize to the staff. Then we had to go to tims and pay for everything we tried stealing, and clean up. Then we had to go to robins and clean up. Thankfully they didnt know about the sign.

Other than paying for all the food I only used to throw at people, I didnt get charged though. So all in all it was actually a pretty good night.

And yes, I was so bored I typed this whole thing out instead of doing my homework.

edit: This story may be off topic of what you expected. But it took too long to write to take it down now.

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So I'm entering for my girlfriend, as she has a story worthy of such a grand prize.

So I was with my lady as she picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. So the checker gets on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, ‘PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for ‘THUMBTACKS.’ In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: ‘DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?’

If anything, I need them for putting up with my girlfriends supersized tampex.
This made me laugh.
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