Ive never won a contest in my life. But since you want a story I thought I'd think of my best nights in the last couple years.
I live in Regina, Sask, Canada. Middle of fucking nowhere, in the prairies. I wait for winter each year so I can make 10 hour trips to the mountains as many times per year as possible. So when im not boarding or its summer, all there is to do is drink and party. One night me and 3 of my friends spent the entire night drinking at a party, when the party got shut down we were completely annihilated and thought it would be a great idea to go cause ruckus. So we got a sober friend to drive us around for the night. We made our way to the south end of the city, where the first thing we did was climb to the top of the mall and head over to the movie theatre billboard. We spent a solid 30 minutes swapping the letters on the sign to form an incredible drunken piece of art. Heres a picture.
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After we were down, we grabbed the canadian flag off the roof of the mall and proceeded to climb down and go to the next place. Of course we were hungry so we drove across the street, sprinted into Robins Donuts, grabbed as many bagels as we could from behind the counter, then sprinted out. Without paying of course. Now that we had munchies for the night, we continued our trek down the street to Tim Hortons. We thought if we were going to screw with tims competitor we should fuck things up at tim hortons as well. We all walked in there casually, except, my one friend, who was in his underwear and had a 26 in his hand. Heres another picture.
We actually thought this would be a perfect distraction for my other friend to run behind the counter and grab a basket of tim bits. Our plan didnt succeed very well, and my friend slipped on the floor and knocked everything off the counter. All the Filipino staff started screaming out so we got the hell out of there. On to the next fast food restaurant. MCDONALDS!
Unfortunately this is the best part of the story, and I have no pictures of this.
We thought to end the night, we should have my one friend run through mcdicks ass naked screaming for help, then have me and my 3 other friends chase after him, while were all completely ass naked (yes we drank a lot). So my one friend ran in there, and we chased after him. We scared the shit out of the few people that were in mcdicks at 3 am, including the staff. My friend jumped up on the table, it flipped over, and he smashed his head on the ground. He got up as quick as he could, we bolted outta there and got in my friends car. Turns out Robins donuts called the police, and so did tims, and as soon as we finished there so did mcdonalds. Tims is only a couple blocks away from mcdonalds so it took the cops no time at all to get there. As my friend was driving outta there, through the back alley, were all laughing our asses off. All of a sudden, a cop flys outta nowhere. He cuts us off, and gets outta his car. He approached the window, looked in and saw 3 drunk kids in their underwear. He knew we were the guys. All of a sudden 4 other cop cars came outta nowhere, including a k9 unit. We sat around on a cold ass fall night in our underwear while the cops questioned us. Basically we had to back to mcdonalds, clean up and apologize to the staff. Then we had to go to tims and pay for everything we tried stealing, and clean up. Then we had to go to robins and clean up. Thankfully they didnt know about the sign.
Other than paying for all the food I only used to throw at people, I didnt get charged though. So all in all it was actually a pretty good night.
And yes, I was so bored I typed this whole thing out instead of doing my homework.
edit: This story may be off topic of what you expected. But it took too long to write to take it down now.