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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-30-2012, 11:57 PM Thread Starter
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The new scent by Choad Cheese Wax.

Remember Britney Spears' performance at the 2000 MTV Music Video Awards where she came out wearing a pinstriped black suit and fedora while singing Satisfaction from The Rolling Stones and then outta nowhere, WHOOSH…she rips her pants and jacket off and she's wearing this shiny platinum bra and panty dealie, and her body, GOOD GRAVY MAN her body is HARD! and she's pimpwalking her abs around the stage like some python of diabolical muscle and you're like BOY-YOY-YOYNG and you're thinking I'D LIKE TO SCRUB MY FUNKYASS SNOWBOARD SOCKS CLEAN ON THAT TUMMY and then, like ten years later, you're the team manager for some rad snowboard wax company and you're standing in line for some elk jerky at the Portland Farmer's Market and the teenage girl handing you your meat is radiating this fragrance and you're like BOY-YOY-YOYNG and you ask WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?? And she says Fantasy by Britney Spears in this wilting coo and at this point you're an angry compass pointing DUE NORTH and you're charging seven hundred pounds of elk jerky to your credit card just so you can prolong your immersion in that bonercloud. Team Manager Ben Beavon gave us the idea for this scent so we're calling it Ben's HORNY.



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While I already use your wax, and I find the spamming of the forum to be a bit excessive, this description for your new scent deserves to be commended for it's awesomeness. Seriously, best product description I've seen in a LONG time. Props.

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If you're going to spam the forum and not be a sponsor, how about keeping it to one thread instead of constantly starting new ones.

PS. I prefer my wax to smell like bacon. I can only imagine the shit storm having the gf come home and finding the apartment smelling like a 12yo hooker. Hell she'd probably demand I share the blow I don't have too.

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Just trying to get it out there guys. Thought everyone would appreciate some American made handcrafted wax. If you like Bacon you check out the Maple Bacon Choad.

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