gangster - Snowboarding Forum

braden · 02-23-2009, 09:46 PM

What do you think it takes to make it look like your a gangster out snowboarding.. like lucas magoon and those guys

Flick Montana · 02-23-2009, 09:48 PM

In order to look gansta, you have to BE gansta. If you spend any time at all on an internetz message board, you already fail at being gangsta. Hence, if you start dressing like a gangsta, you succeed only at being a poser.

Technine Icon · 02-23-2009, 09:56 PM

Gangster isn't about the clothes it's about the attitude. Lucas and those guys are gangster more because of their riding and less because of their clothes.

jmacphee9 · 02-24-2009, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flick Montana

In order to look gansta, you have to BE gansta. If you spend any time at all on an internetz message board, you already fail at being gangsta. Hence, if you start dressing like a gangsta, you succeed only at being a poser.

most gangstas on the mt are posers anyway...if you have to ask how to do it then your obviously not one lol..

02-24-2009, 12:46 AM

Wear lots of gold plated bling and go buy yourself a gold plated ak-47 preferably. Then spray paint a stencil on your gear saying "gangster g-unit" or something idk i'm stupid New Zealander

Gnarly · 02-24-2009, 10:25 AM

To look like a poser - I mean gangster - you need to thug out your riding stance to the max. An absolute minimum of 25" stance width. Anything over 26" gets bonus gangster points. Because everyone knows that the one with the widest stance width is obviously the most gangster. It doesn't matter if you're only 5'5", anyone that's a real gangster should most definitely have a 26"+ stance. If you can somehow get a 27" or 28" stance width, you will be the KING of all gangsters. Drill holes in your board if you have to - but get that stance width out there as far as possible.

Now that your stance width is gangster proper, you need to dress the part too. Every gangster knows that properly fitting riding gear is for 2-plankin' bitches or gay emo kids. Your snow pants crotch should, at all times, be at or below your knees. Also, a true gangster's jacket will definitely need to be at least 2 sizes too big. Better make it 3 sizes for that extra bit of gangster steez on the hill. 5'5" and 120lbs - of course you need an extra large.

BTW, a little secret that most wouldn't tell you is that if you ain't rocking Technine, you ain't gangster. In fact, the more Technine gear you have, the more gangster you are. Technine bindings, board, jacket, bandana (a bandana is a must) and pants are almost so gangster that when you ride by people in the park, their heads will explode from gangsternes overload that comes from being near you.

02-24-2009, 01:28 PM

ahaha gnarly you made my day.

sedition · 02-24-2009, 01:32 PM

Affluent, suburban, white kids in the middle of the woods during winter is about as anti-gangster as you can get.

Flick Montana · 02-24-2009, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by sedition

Affluent, suburban, white kids in the middle of the woods during winter is about as anti-gangster as you can get.

A+

You win the game.

laz167 · 02-24-2009, 03:21 PM

Oh my god not this shit again!!!

There's no such thing in snowboarding. As much as I like Lucas Magoon as a rider and his talents he's far from a gansta, youtube Lucas when he was 15yrs old. He was an emo kid with tight ass pants,,Look it up. BTW im rocking a 25 1/2 inch stance (cause I just feel comfy that way) do I get gansta points? As for me being Latino and living in the Hood but I can assure you im far from gansta. But if you rub me wrong I will bust yo ass..

02-23-2009, 09:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
braden Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 68	gangster What do you think it takes to make it look like your a gangster out snowboarding.. like lucas magoon and those guys

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sedition -LIFETIME MEMBER- Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 2,744	Affluent, suburban, white kids in the middle of the woods during winter is about as anti-gangster as you can get. __________________ "Nancy Ninja Nabs Nefarious Nymph. Pays Price Per Pissed Pants!" -Flick "Up, up, my people, let smoke and flame be our sign!" -The White Rose Society

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02-23-2009, 09:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
Flick Montana Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Indiana sigh Posts: 4,168	In order to look gansta, you have to BE gansta. If you spend any time at all on an internetz message board, you already fail at being gangsta. Hence, if you start dressing like a gangsta, you succeed only at being a poser.

02-23-2009, 09:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
Technine Icon Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: CT Posts: 1,252	Gangster isn't about the clothes it's about the attitude. Lucas and those guys are gangster more because of their riding and less because of their clothes.

02-24-2009, 12:46 AM	#5 (permalink)
KiwiLad Guest Posts: n/a	Wear lots of gold plated bling and go buy yourself a gold plated ak-47 preferably. Then spray paint a stencil on your gear saying "gangster g-unit" or something idk i'm stupid New Zealander

02-24-2009, 10:25 AM	#6 (permalink)
Gnarly Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 552	To look like a poser - I mean gangster - you need to thug out your riding stance to the max. An absolute minimum of 25" stance width. Anything over 26" gets bonus gangster points. Because everyone knows that the one with the widest stance width is obviously the most gangster. It doesn't matter if you're only 5'5", anyone that's a real gangster should most definitely have a 26"+ stance. If you can somehow get a 27" or 28" stance width, you will be the KING of all gangsters. Drill holes in your board if you have to - but get that stance width out there as far as possible. Now that your stance width is gangster proper, you need to dress the part too. Every gangster knows that properly fitting riding gear is for 2-plankin' bitches or gay emo kids. Your snow pants crotch should, at all times, be at or below your knees. Also, a true gangster's jacket will definitely need to be at least 2 sizes too big. Better make it 3 sizes for that extra bit of gangster steez on the hill. 5'5" and 120lbs - of course you need an extra large. BTW, a little secret that most wouldn't tell you is that if you ain't rocking Technine, you ain't gangster. In fact, the more Technine gear you have, the more gangster you are. Technine bindings, board, jacket, bandana (a bandana is a must) and pants are almost so gangster that when you ride by people in the park, their heads will explode from gangsternes overload that comes from being near you.

02-24-2009, 01:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
Salska Guest Posts: n/a	ahaha gnarly you made my day.

02-24-2009, 03:21 PM	#10 (permalink)
laz167 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Northern Jersey Posts: 950	Oh my god not this shit again!!! There's no such thing in snowboarding. As much as I like Lucas Magoon as a rider and his talents he's far from a gansta, youtube Lucas when he was 15yrs old. He was an emo kid with tight ass pants,,Look it up. BTW im rocking a 25 1/2 inch stance (cause I just feel comfy that way) do I get gansta points? As for me being Latino and living in the Hood but I can assure you im far from gansta. But if you rub me wrong I will bust yo ass..