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Old 04-24-2014, 07:38 PM   #11 (permalink)
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In todays news three friends from ______ started a new revolutionary snowboard t shirt brand that infuses ______________ and __________ to bring ____________ to the snowboarding masses. It is ___________ and ____________ which is why you should support it.

In terms of snowboarding we are for riders by riders who manage to put the fun back into snowboarding and keeping it core.

Well now here comes the shit parade because I'm extra fucking pissed off today and feel the need to shit on someone in hopes of bringing myself up. It's a sad sad day for the Internet.

Your logo has been done. Oh a skull with goggles? Holy shit haven't seen that before oh wait the 80's, 90's, 2000's, and now this decade. FUCKING ORIGINAL!

Oh you just started snowboarding which should be interpreted as "I don't snowboard at all but my friends kind of do and I'm the only smart one out of the three of us so listen to me"

I wouldn't use your shirts to wipe my ass after having an anal fissure burst leaking puss, shit, and blood all over my underpants and the inside of my pants.

You are doing nothing inventive, original, or unique. Woo hoo three posts you're such a contribution to this community maybe someone at Whitelines will write a story about you and then you'll sell 10 shirts and feel important. For fucks sake if you're going to come into a market that you don't understand at least bring something new to the table or delve in deeply enough to invest yourself in it. YOU as a person fucking suck and should go slob on the end of a shotgun except in your country that's probably impossible to find due to shitty gun laws so I would say get on a plane and fly here, then get out of the airport and go directly to a crime ridden section of a city, scream how much you hate (insert American stereotype here) until someone shoves a revolver so far up your ass the last thing you here is click!

Now as far as your brand do the world a favor and take whatever stock you have of your one unoriginal design and wrap them around you and your friends then proceed to douche yourself in gasoline. Light up a fag and combust as you slowly burn to your death. While your flesh is melting from your bones and your lungs are slowly swelling shut from the burning, I want you to think about one thing. What one thing you say? How much the world fucking hates unoriginal twats like yourself and how suicide was the only answer to dealing with you escaped abortions.
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Old 04-24-2014, 08:13 PM   #12 (permalink)
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As the head of purchasing for a major east coast retailer that shall remain nameless I have to say I'm impressed and am in the position to purchase 10,000 units. Please PM me an active account no to transfer the funds to.
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Old 04-24-2014, 10:04 PM   #13 (permalink)
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It was a pretty mild thread until BA came on. My friggin' laptop burst into flames!

Hm, do those tees come in asbestos?
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Old 04-24-2014, 10:28 PM   #14 (permalink)
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It's his favorite time of the day. He gets to say vent everything he couldn't say all day to some kids on the other side of the planet trying to get creative through the internet.
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Old 04-25-2014, 01:06 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Or I could just come to Bend and skull fuck your mom and not give a shit. I'm sorry I didn't coddle yet another half cocked idea of regurgitated crap with a bad logo.
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Old 04-25-2014, 01:37 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Douche Anal Fissures in Gasolene = No need for T-Shirt Wipe?????

Now there's a new product in the making!!!!!

Anyone wanna chip in a few bucks for a Kickstart?????
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Old 04-25-2014, 01:45 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Or I could just come to Bend and skull fuck your mom and not give a shit. I'm sorry I didn't coddle yet another half cocked idea of regurgitated crap with a bad logo.
My mom lives in San Clemente, you should visit her sometime, she'd teach you a few things. Might even help you get over your anger issues you have with your dad.
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Good to know I'd have to visit that cesspool of a state California to fuckstart her face. Nice try on the daddy issues though.
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Excuse you, dude. Only So Cal is the cesspool. Not including San Diego.
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The only bastion of hope for that state is San Fransisco the rest of that state could fucking burn.
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