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Old 09-16-2010, 07:43 PM   #101 (permalink)
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Yea, there is definitely a big difference, for example between someone who is high and someone who is drunk while operating a vehicle. The drunk person loses perception, motor-skills, reflexes while a stoned person just gets paranoid and tries to get home as fast as he can 10 miles under the speed limit with his bag of Dorritos
LMAO. i just love how true that statement is.
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Old 09-20-2010, 06:06 PM   #102 (permalink)
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One question how do you spot an attractive women on the lifts? I mean like everyone else they have coats on and snow pants and goggles and hats/helmets on. How do you see there face enough to call them attractive?
if she's snowboarding, she's automatically hot.

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Old 09-20-2010, 07:36 PM   #103 (permalink)
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if she's snowboarding, she's automatically hot.

duh.
True that.

Any chick who would rather go snowboarding then go shopping at the mall wins in my book.
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Old 09-25-2010, 02:47 PM   #104 (permalink)
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When I'm on the lift I normally just strap in my other binding by putting down the safety bar and putting my board on those bars for skiers to rest their skis on, then i just bend down over the bar and strap it on. And if I'm by myself I just swing my board up onto the chair to strap it in. Most of the time though the lifties don't make me take my other foot out though cause one of thems my cousin haha. Also sometimes I'll throw snowballs at people but I don't anymore cause one time I hit a guy and he got really mad and had ski patrol come talk to me haha.
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Old 11-08-2010, 12:58 AM   #105 (permalink)
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In order...

Lock in back foot
Start scoping lines
Put on some Beastie Boys

Almost every run I do it in that order. Unless I am lucky enough to be at the Bird and riding the tram.
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Old 11-08-2010, 01:03 AM   #106 (permalink)
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Yea, there is definitely a big difference, for example between someone who is high and someone who is drunk while operating a vehicle. The drunk person loses perception, motor-skills, reflexes while a stoned person just gets paranoid and tries to get home as fast as he can 10 miles under the speed limit with his bag of Dorritos
It's almost scary how true that is. Although a lot has to do with how many times they have done it.
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Old 11-08-2010, 06:30 AM   #107 (permalink)
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if you have 2 friends with you, so its you 3 and the single gets on, talk about how you had a gang bang the night before and be disgustingly graphic, then when your bout to get off, ask what hes doin later.
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^^ Hahahaha this one made me laugh. lol so great.
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Old 11-08-2010, 10:33 AM   #109 (permalink)
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Usually in this order...

1. Light up a smoke.
2. Take out the flask and tug on that a few times.
3. Scope out the snow bunnys.
4. Laugh at the guys that biff it hard all the while thinking to myself "I hope I don't look that stupid when I biff".
5. Look for kickers (then turn around so I can memorize what the line leading up to said kicker looks like) all while doing the first four.

And lastly, just for good measure, drop my gloves off the chair so I have to spend the next hour searching for them just to find out that some punk ran off with them. Problem solved though. I now have gloves with lanyards. It may be gay but at least I wont have to go buy anymore gloves at ski resort prices.
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Old 11-24-2010, 08:42 PM   #110 (permalink)
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Try to spit in the trash cans. Maybe take a shit off the chairlift (personal fantasy)
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