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Old 11-25-2010, 07:39 PM   #111 (permalink)
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Try to spit in the trash cans. Maybe take a shit off the chairlift (personal fantasy)
tried the shit part before, didnt work too good, i had a giant peace of shit get stuck in between the boards on the lift and when getting off the lift, the lifty saw it and stopped the lift. he ended up taking me to the lodge and i had to have a huge talk with the staff about safety and how its a family resort...yeah it wasnt a good day
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Old 11-25-2010, 10:49 PM   #112 (permalink)
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thats worst case scenario right there
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Old 11-27-2010, 11:52 PM   #113 (permalink)
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tried the shit part before, didnt work too good, i had a giant peace of shit get stuck in between the boards on the lift and when getting off the lift, the lifty saw it and stopped the lift. he ended up taking me to the lodge and i had to have a huge talk with the staff about safety and how its a family resort...yeah it wasnt a good day
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Old 11-29-2010, 12:35 AM   #114 (permalink)
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if you have 2 friends with you, so its you 3 and the single gets on, talk about how you had a gang bang the night before and be disgustingly graphic, then when your bout to get off, ask what hes doin later.
^^ that is how I usually spend my time. Speak in a loud and clear voice to your buddy how hot the gang bang was last night and that you hope no one got crabs this time. Last year I asked one of my chick friends I was boarding with how the surgery went and if she was getting used to having a penis. The 50 year old women on the lift was mortified.

Another one of my personal favorite is put arms up and lock your fingers behind your head and have one of your buddies bob their head like they're giving you a blow job. You get some funny looks. I don't know why but I love being an ass at the hill :P
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Old 11-30-2010, 07:58 PM   #115 (permalink)
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Well my list of on lift shenanigans includes many of these activities plus many more. I am a how should I put this.....a person that has slightly higher than average speaking volume. So sometimes i like to pretend I'm a Spanish soccer announcer and scream GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!! I succeeded in making a little girl just stare at me and cover her ears at Jay Peak once that way. Also another fun game is elf tree wizard it's like rock paper scissors but way better and the explanation of how it works along with the motions for each thing make whoever is a stranger on this lift is generally slightly uncomfortable.... always a good time. Also harassing the imported lifties is always fun to; for instance last year there was a guy named Gustavo that had no idea why I was screaming Goose at him and making countless Top Gun references cause he was from some other country. Oh so much laughter on those rides up.
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Old 11-30-2010, 10:10 PM   #116 (permalink)
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I plan how I am going to do a sweet butter off the lift, but fail every time.
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Old 11-30-2010, 10:38 PM   #117 (permalink)
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Play with the tunes, drink some mt juce (cap'n mo!) from my flask, then some water to hydrate, put in a fresh dip (yes it is nasty but its how I quit smoking, now I gotta figure out how to quit dipping.. Ef) Then I attempt to strap in my right foot, most of the time I can get it but on smaller lifts it is hard especially when I have a 166 and no easy back door flows or anything just Burton missions. Still have not got yelled at for this, at least not that I could hear anyhow, my tunes are kept at a comfortable ear bleeding level. Then watch people fail or win, and think about how much I love this sport
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Old 12-02-2010, 07:08 AM   #118 (permalink)
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I am a how should I put this.....a person that has slightly higher than average speaking volume.
Really?
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Old 12-02-2010, 03:16 PM   #119 (permalink)
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Really?
I think he is lying. I only hung out with him for a week but he barely had anything to say and, when he did, it was at a whisper
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Old 12-03-2010, 12:26 PM   #120 (permalink)
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sing "stuck in the middle with you" if ur on a quad with four randos they tend to get pretty uncomfortable....good times
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