Gdog42

Well... I was once going down a steep hill by myself for the last run when some asshole lobbed a snowball that hit me right in the head! I was wearing my helmet though, as I usually do, so I didn't feel it much and just flipped him off. He didn't care, neither did I.
I was pissed at first but then I thought, yeah, I kind of did deserve it after doing almost the same thing to people while on the lift. So I just accepted it. What goes around really does come around.

At least when I did it I had the courtesy to only throw them at those people sitting in large groups to socialize right in the middle of the runs. It's also fun to spray them- whether it be powder or slush!
Make sure you're with a group of your own though if you do that, and that everyone's cool and just joking around. Also, only do it once to each group. That's how to avoid getting you ass chased by a mob...or worse:
A tourist skier dad with a noticeably large group of kids.

Here's a video that shows what I mean, although in my opinion the snowboarders in this are also being idiots:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjuRY4ftCoE

And here's a really funny one. It's unrelated, but I just included it for the heck of it because it's so damn funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmu_mcQcLCw

CheoSamad

Yell 'Pizza,' and 'French Fry' at random skiers.
Change my music/watch a short snowboard edit.
Talk to my buddy if they are with me.
Get the snow off my board.
The occasional 'extra' fun if my girlfriend is snowboarding with me.
Yell at the people smoking to puff puff pass.
Try to sleep.
Think about my next run.
Play 'snipers' if it's on a quad with a few buddies.

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Crush a bit, little bit. Roll it up. Take a hit.

Max89

I tell the guy at the top that the guy at the bottom was talking trash about him.

Awesome.

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Backcountry

Hhahahahaha

tylerkat89

I like to smoke a bunch of pot out of a variety of contraband and see how uncomfortable I can make him/her

timmytard

Nice, I ask if they smoke pot. Usually they say no, but say "I don't mind if you do" to which I respond "oh, I wasn't asking for permission, I'll smoke it if I want too, I do what I want. I was just seein' if you wanted any?"

Which usually gets a laugh, whether they do or don't.

TT

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If whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger.

Then I am so close to immortality

Deimus85

Shout at rooks lol

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freshy

My favorite game is smoke the joint or bowl.
Sip the fireball is another fun time.
Also looking at my lines is always a good time for some reason.
I dont really try to rock the chairs, but if it happens to start bouncing I like to help it bounce to freak out the tourists.

Honey Badger

Throw ice balls. Not at people, I'm not an ass. I throw them onto the opposing chairs coming back down. If it stays you get a point.

Or...

If I'm with a group of my friends, act normal as you are 1 or 2 chairs away from getting your chair, then proceed to "Sprint-hop" past everybody to ride up with the most creepy, old ski patrol guys (or ski moms) you can find and talk about controversial topics.

NoOtherOptions

I usually act like I'm plastered if I'm on the lift with a buddy. There might be a decent chance that I am buzzed. If I'm with a friend we really play it up. One time this girl got all upset yelling at us that it's no fun to ski with drunk people. Never mind the fact that she wouldn't have ever known if we hadn't made a joke.

One time this dude kept saying there was going to be a blowback on the lift I was on (it kept pausing and bouncing up and down this was in Winter Park), and it freaked me the fuck out. I can't tell if he was trolling me or being honest. Either way, if you want to fuck with newbies it would probably be a good idea.