timmytard

Oh!, I'm so excited for my new chairlift pass time.

It's gonna be sooooo awesome, I might even video tape my first show for you guys?

K, ready to fuckin' laugh your ass off.

I just bought a blues harp, otherwise known as a harmonica.
& with no experience, I can already tell, this is gonna be without a doubt,
THE BEST CHAIRLIFT GAME EVER!
When was the last time you heard a Canadian goose, getting brutally raped?

Well the lucky people of Cypress are gonna get to the next time I go!!

I can't wait, it makes me just thinkin' about it.

What should I start with?

"This is my favorite track, check it out."
or
"Ya, I've been playin' for years, got any requests?"
or
hit me with a better line, I don't care who posts it, as long as it's the best, I'm using it.

Seriously, I can't fuckin' wait

TT

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Then I am so close to immortality

Backcountry

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Gdog42

That sounds awesome! Can you get a friend to record a video?

Texan

Better yet, blow on it a bit, then lean over and tell them for a modest tip, you take requests!

Greatness! You have to get it on video and post. I'm laughing just thinking about it!

Texan

Better yet, tell them what song you are going to play, and tell them to sing along!

HornyPossum

Your name makes it so much better haha. anyway, this one day I came flying down this hill and there was some orange lining there to mark it was the T-Bar hill (I didn't notice that at the time) and I came flying down this hill and merged onto the T bar hill unknowingly. when I got to the bottom... well, the end since it was basically a flat hill anyway, this kids mom starting flipping shit on me because I shouldn't be on this hill if I wasn't learning and stuff, I was confused as hell. I didn't even realize it was the T-bar hill until I looked up and saw a bunch of little kids falling.

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Gdog42

She was probably mad because there was a horny possum there, possibly with rabies, which appeared to be stalking her kids.

gmore10

shots, i fill me camelback with vodka most days, also i like to practice my turkey call.

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poutanen

dok dok dok dok dok dok dok dok, ahhhhhhhhhh

MarshallV82

Nothing really.

Look for my previous lines
Look for natural features I can hit
Watch new people fall, that's pretty entertaining.
Listen to music and try to avoid talking to whoever rides up with me. Typically have to talk about stupid shit though.
Take a shot of snapps and smoke a bowl if I feel like it!


I kinda hate loud people who criticize everyone below and throw snowballs at strangers.