Sing a blazing rendition of the hit pop song, "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga and if the skiers/riders demand an encore I sing an unremarkable rendition of another hit pop song called, "Video Phone" with Lady Gaga and Beyonce where I sing both parts.
Ok so that was a dream chairlift game^
But usually I just chill and text some people. But if my friends are there we usually have a karaoke moment.
Really ponder all that life has given me and how I can give back to the world, all while being a better husband and father......ahem, now that the wife is gone........I usually mess around with the ipod, fart a few times and laugh because I am that juvenile, check out what I perceive is an attractive woman down below the lift and then start wondering, "Was that a Dude", "Shit I'm Gay Now".
One question how do you spot an attractive women on the lifts? I mean like everyone else they have coats on and snow pants and goggles and hats/helmets on. How do you see there face enough to call them attractive?
I usually contemplate jumping off.. of course when I know I wouldn't kill myself. The worst is when youre 5 feet from getting off the lift and the damn thing stops!
Lmao, last week i went with my friends and i was the first one on, and since there was five of us on a double chair i rode by myself. So the thing stops right as my chair is directly on top of the unload ramp, and i get off and laugh at my friends who were stuck there for another 5 minutes
Attempt to strap in my other binding even with my rediculously wide stance. Had a mate who tried push ups on the lift. If your on a poma lift try and grab either the nose or the tail try switching your front foot or try and take out your front binding and sit down