1. You have good smart parents that know you well enough to know you can't handle the stuff. Good for them.
2. Your parents are fucking retards that don't know the difference between fact and fiction.
Either way, they are your parents and they are the ones that buy your food and snowboard gear. The fact that you are whining about not getting to play some games when there are hundreds a incredibly awesome games out that you could be playing makes me think you might not be mature enough for M games.