That's totally fair!
I admit I kind of wondered what your point of view would be. The reality is that most people on the outside foster a completely unrealistic fantasy about quitting it all and moving to the mountains. I think the article is funny exactly because those people are doing it for all the wrong reasons. I can certainly see, though, that for people in your shoes the lifestyle tourists trying to live that cliche have the potential to ruin, or at least diminish, your quality of life.