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Old 10-19-2012, 05:40 PM   #21 (permalink)
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There also blind spots rules sitting/stopping over rollers and around bends and or stopping right in the middle of a narrow cat or freeway ....have almost taken out kids. In my observations, its more often the newb skier/rider taking out a more experienced rider...cross traffic....we see each other and fuckin newb locks-on...I do evasive lines, decide to come to a rolling stop and fucker can't look somewhere else and still almost hits me; and have been taken out a couple times in the middle of a big open groomer by some middle/high school/college dood thinkin they can ride.
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Old 10-19-2012, 05:58 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Keep them off the summits, double blacks, from sitting in the middle of the hill and out of the bar and I'm fine with a few kids here and there......I might even stop to help them up out of the powder or put their ski back on if their not behaving like little spoiled brats.
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Old 10-19-2012, 06:22 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I usually just jib the fuck out of there skulls. Its not like there using there brain anyway.
There =/= They're =/= Their.

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Old 10-19-2012, 06:50 PM   #24 (permalink)
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No, I like to pop out of nowhere and mow the little bastards down before they have a chance to run into me
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Do you know what I want you to try & fix though.

The way stupid fuckin' ski instructors guide little kids down the mountain.
The ski instructor will get the kids to follow him single file, then proceed to go from one side of the run all the way to the other & back again.
Over & over, effectively creating a moving wall of stupid kids.

This is where I see 90% of collisions happen. It's not the kids faults, they are just following instructions, it's the fault of the instructor.
You can't guide a gaggle of ducklings across the Freeway & expect them all to make it.

Fix that, I don't need lights & buzzers on the little retards, I have eyes.

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Old 10-19-2012, 10:37 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Do you know what I want you to try & fix though.

The way stupid fuckin' ski instructors guide little kids down the mountain.
The ski instructor will get the kids to follow him single file, then proceed to go from one side of the run all the way to the other & back again.
Over & over, effectively creating a moving wall of stupid kids.

This is where I see 90% of collisions happen. It's not the kids faults, they are just following instructions, it's the fault of the instructor.
You can't guide a gaggle of ducklings across the Freeway & expect them all to make it.

Fix that, I don't need lights & buzzers on the little retards, I have eyes.

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^^^totally agree...fucks up all my butterliciousness when I have to go through a green.

When there is lots of them sitting in the middle of runs I like to weave in and out right next to them at high speeds, which usually sends the message...if not, the Flying Frontside Liu Kang Kick to the back of the head does wonders
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Old 10-20-2012, 04:25 AM   #26 (permalink)
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You guys like to run them over are missing out on a highly lucrative business. I ride by and grab the little fucker that's at the tail end of the ski school train, I then book to the parking lot and throw him in the back of my van where I then harvest his organs and bone marrow. I'm pulling in 6 figures a year.
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Old 10-20-2012, 09:34 AM   #27 (permalink)
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You guys like to run them over are missing out on a highly lucrative business. I ride by and grab the little fucker that's at the tail end of the ski school train, I then book to the parking lot and throw him in the back of my van where I then harvest his organs and bone marrow. I'm pulling in 6 figures a year.
shit is that why i found all those bones in your closet? you told me they were genetically enhanced chickens.
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There =/= They're =/= Their.

Irony

You do understand you just failed right? Maybe you should take the time to look up the word ironic. Because the only ironic thing is you don't know how to use that word.
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You do understand you just failed right? Maybe you should take the time to look up the word ironic. Because the only ironic thing is you don't know how to use that word.
i think using there/their/theyre wrong is a little worse than using the word irony wrong.
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Old 10-20-2012, 11:52 AM   #30 (permalink)
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You do understand you just failed right? Maybe you should take the time to look up the word ironic. Because the only ironic thing is you don't know how to use that word.

Actually, the ironic part was that you called someone out for not using their brain, while clearly displaying you don't really know how to use your own.

You're now 2 for 2.
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