Do you really like that shit? Yuk.
Well, have I ever got some good news for you then.
Hemlock's big Chinese Downhill. You can win it Donutz!!!!
Last 2 years in a row, it has all come down to the chugging of 1 nasty ass warm pint of Rickard's Red.
The course isn't long enough for any one person to develop a significant lead, so the leaders all end up getting to the bottom @ the same time.
This is where I think this race turns to shit.
When you reach the bottom you have to take your board off, run about 50 feet to a table & pound 1 nasty ass warm pint of Rickard's Red.
Both times I went in it, I was in the lead pack.
Everybody got to the beer @ the same time.
The winner both times was the guy who could pound that shit the fastest.
I said it before, if Norm from Cheers, & Travis Rice were both in this race, as long as Norm could stay with the pack, when they got to the beer, Norm would crush them & be King of the Mountain.
I think the beer chugging is fuckin' bullshit & shouldn't be included.
Solely based on the fact that I can't pound that shit.
But that could spell victory in your case.
If you do win the fancy shiny gold tinfoil U.F.C. style belt, that has eluded me
, it is to be treated like Lord Stanley's cup.
I get it for a day.
That probably got you pretty stoked eh?
I bet Norm's one of your hero's isn't he?
Now's your chance to be Norm.......