Whistler in February

[cc898]

Yeah I hear ya. They all are like that these days. Thats why I aways get a condo with a kitchen, better for ya anyway. Keeps more cash in my pocket.


Ever been to Vail? HAHAHAHA.....goota walk through 4k stores just to find a lift!!

[cc898]

Its going beer is it? Oh boy.....that'll draw some opinions......maybe more than riding.

[Donutz]

Originally Posted by bseracka

I wasn't referring to Mt food. I was referring to the "Whistler/Blackcomb experience". Basically Whistler and Whistler Village are setup just like an ammusment park where the main goal is to extract as much cash from you as possible while tricking you into thinking they'er doing you a service

Disneyland comes to mind.

[Donutz]

Originally Posted by cc898

Its going beer is it? Oh boy.....that'll draw some opinions......maybe more than riding.

Rickard's Red.

[cc898]

Disney in the 80s or now?

[timmytard]

Originally Posted by Donutz

Rickard's Red.

Do you really like that shit? Yuk.

Well, have I ever got some good news for you then.

Hemlock's big Chinese Downhill. You can win it Donutz!!!!

Last 2 years in a row, it has all come down to the chugging of 1 nasty ass warm pint of Rickard's Red.

The course isn't long enough for any one person to develop a significant lead, so the leaders all end up getting to the bottom @ the same time.

This is where I think this race turns to shit.
When you reach the bottom you have to take your board off, run about 50 feet to a table & pound 1 nasty ass warm pint of Rickard's Red.

Both times I went in it, I was in the lead pack.
Everybody got to the beer @ the same time.
The winner both times was the guy who could pound that shit the fastest.

I said it before, if Norm from Cheers, & Travis Rice were both in this race, as long as Norm could stay with the pack, when they got to the beer, Norm would crush them & be King of the Mountain.

I think the beer chugging is fuckin' bullshit & shouldn't be included.
Solely based on the fact that I can't pound that shit.

But that could spell victory in your case.
If you do win the fancy shiny gold tinfoil U.F.C. style belt, that has eluded me, it is to be treated like Lord Stanley's cup.
I get it for a day.

That probably got you pretty stoked eh?
I bet Norm's one of your hero's isn't he?
Now's your chance to be Norm.......

TT

[Donutz]

My heros are the people who think up these dumb-ass competitions and somehow manage to convince other people to take part. There's gotta be a super-power involved...

[timmytard]

It sounds like your not interested?

I guess you haven't seen the belt? Oh, she's a beauty, big, shiny & gold, I want it so bad.

Really I just want to stand on the table, shoutin' "Who wants a shot @ the title"

TT

[ShredLife]

dude, Timmy - i'm shocked that you would let the threat of a little vomit thwart you from victory....

better start practicing the chugging of warm shitty piss now, so you're ready to bring home the gold this year.

[timmytard]

Originally Posted by ShredLife

dude, Timmy - i'm shocked that you would let the threat of a little vomit thwart you from victory....

better start practicing the chugging of warm shitty piss now, so you're ready to bring home the gold this year.

I know, it's true. I'm ashamed.

You can't puke it up though you gotta hold it down, so the trick is to just open your troat & pour it straight down your gullet like you were pouring a pint.

I've seen people get dq-ed for puking & spilling to much on your face & not drinking enough of it.

Both times a different guy won, both times I stood in horror & watched the winner simply, calmly, pour it down his throat.

I can't even do that with water.

TT

Maybe I'll have to borrow someones hard boot setup.
Apparently, it wouldn't even be close, then & I'll be able to have a butt with my beer as everyone else strolls in.