^^^Hahaha! I'd go to the University that has the best program for the degree you are interested in.
U of U will have closer, easier access for sure. Boulder will have more night life and better food.
If it's a toss up, I'd probably have to go with Utah though.
I'll tell you this much the food in SLC is way better than anywhere Minnesota\Wisconsin were on restaurant #5 of our "Diners, Drivin's and Dives"(show on food network) and every single one has been crazy good, LOVE LOVE LOVE the food here.