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07-29-2014 11:00 AM
andrewdod It may be wiser to wait until you are on the lift. I can't rlly do anything once you're on your way up.
07-27-2014 08:26 PM
Mizu Kuma
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Originally Posted by andrewdod View Post
I wouldn't pull a ticket for that. I'd be like I didn't see it.
07-27-2014 08:22 PM
andrewdod
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Originally Posted by Mizu Kuma View Post
Snowballs folks, snowballs are the answer!!!!!



Let the offender get past you, while explanin why you're lettin them past!!!!!



Once they're committed to the chair, and focused on what's in front of them, proceed to hurl the pre-made snowball to the back of their head/small of the neck!!!!!



Before they have time to even realise what happened, you act like nothin's happened!!!!! (ie Exactly the same way they acted when they were jammin their hire gear into the back of ya new ride)



And don't worry bout the Lifty pullin ya ticket, cause once ya up there just smile and ask them if it was a good shot!!!!! Trust me, it actually provides them with a little entertainment!!!!!

I wouldn't pull a ticket for that. I'd be like I didn't see it.
07-27-2014 06:36 PM
Mizu Kuma Snowballs folks, snowballs are the answer!!!!!

Let the offender get past you, while explanin why you're lettin them past!!!!!

Once they're committed to the chair, and focused on what's in front of them, proceed to hurl the pre-made snowball to the back of their head/small of the neck!!!!!

Before they have time to even realise what happened, you act like nothin's happened!!!!! (ie Exactly the same way they acted when they were jammin their hire gear into the back of ya new ride)

And don't worry bout the Lifty pullin ya ticket, cause once ya up there just smile and ask them if it was a good shot!!!!! Trust me, it actually provides them with a little entertainment!!!!!
07-27-2014 05:05 PM
taco tuesday Bothers the hell out of me. I rocked some 203s in the early 90's and had no problem giving the skier or boarder in front of me ample space. It shows a lack of awareness and respect for others. About 2 years ago i was at Telluride with a friend who had just replace his 10 year old board with a brand new NS Heritage. The board had maybe 3 days on it. While standing in line this girl, probably in her late teens, pushes in front of him and skis right across the nose of his board. No excuse me, no I'm sorry. Nothing. I watch this happen like "you have got to be f'ing kidding me. He said something like "sorry, was I in your way sweetheart?" If it had been a guy there is a decent chance that guy would have ended up on the ground with a bloody nose.
04-09-2014 12:13 PM
Argo I also don't give a shit unless the maze is empty and it's blatant. Mthen just turn and giving a dirty look works. We have had people threaten us before. It has ended bad for them a couple times. Fuck people with big mouths talking shit. Don't talk shit, act or don't act....
04-09-2014 11:52 AM
surfinsnow
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Originally Posted by Patrick1229 View Post
The real problem is when said douchebag skier has rental equipment. They could not care less about damaging the rented equipment or yours.

That said, I personally dont care about getting bumped. I fuck my board up worse when im throwing it in the backseat of my pickup.

On the other hand if someone disrespected my wife in front of me in that way, I'd start off verbally emasculating the douchebag for picking on a female in front of everyone. Someone earlier touched on the public shaming aspect of it. Second, id get a good pic of the guy on my smartphone and head straight to ski patrol and calmly explain how the guy intentionally damaged my property and demand he be removed from the mountain.

If that didnt work id buy my wife a spa package somewhere close by tell her ill meet her after, then creep on the fucker going to his car. Follow him, see where hes staying, and decide on which punishment would be morally suitable. Something like every window busted and tire flattened.

Go pick up my wife, have a nice dinner and tell her, "hun let's just forget about today and have a blast on the slopes tomorrow". Get laid and call it good.
Kinda have to agree. Dis my wife, I'll get in your face. Clunk into my deck and I'll give you the stink eye, but not worth a fight. The first season with a new board is the worst. When I bought my NS Titan I liked just looking at it...it was shiny and new and I spent a shitload of money on the new set-up of board/bindings/gear. The first time someone hit my board in the lift line I wanted to throttle them.

But then I started riding it. Pure bliss. And I found that I was doing as much damage to the edges with aggressive riding...going through reeds and tree runs and hard turns on ice and...everything. Using the board for what it was made for. Yeah, it sucks when your board gets dinged. But if you just want a pretty board to look at, hang it on your wall. If you want to ride it, get out and ride it and be prepared that it won't be as pretty when you get home.
04-09-2014 11:09 AM
ekb18c I find that filing down the tip and tail (top sheet) of of my lib/gnu boards help. Sort like how Neversummer does it with their boards.
04-09-2014 10:24 AM
Ravaging Rami I just got a new LIB and it drives me crazy when people hit the back of my board. I haven't even had it for 2 weeks and it's cracking/peeling in the top sheet all over.
04-08-2014 10:51 PM
Manicmouse
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While I'm having a rant, other things skiers do that suck...
-When they carry their shit over their shoulder and poles sticking out from every angle. Dude you have something projecting 4 feet out behind your head and spin around it means you have an 8foot helicopter radius that can take someone's head off....basic calculation....pay attention at school.
damn image imbedding failure xD

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