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|12-04-2008 01:55 PM|
|Flick Montana||Hello. Single white (to Americans) baby Jesus here looking for friendship maybe more. Must love tap dancing and have great abs. Prefer Christians. I like preaching, working with my hands and turning water into wine. Sinners ok, I can help with that.|
|12-04-2008 01:06 PM|
|sedition||^ Where the hell have you been?|
|12-04-2008 12:59 PM|
|Dcp584||Well last I heard he had hung up the tap shoes for now. But since he is a dancing fool he didn't stop dancing all together. I believe he took up pole dancing but I haven't bothered to go see that because I really REEALLY don't have any desire to see infant strippers; and I really really really REEEEALLY have no desire to see male infant strippers. Sorry I'm not a priest.|
|12-04-2008 06:22 AM|
Originally Posted by Dcp584 View Post
is this not www.tapdancingbabyjesusforum.com?
damn! after all this time, i'm not even in the right website!
apologies and goodbye!
|12-03-2008 11:48 PM|
I heard rumorz that he wasn't dancin' no more. Something about a blisters
Mooz, kan you konfirms?
|03-04-2008 06:26 PM|
What kind of music did tap dancing baby jesus dance to? It's not like they had good tunes back then. They mostly had horrific toots from animals horns, beating on bad drums with no snare, no cowbells, and stringed monstrosities that sounded something like Dogzilla forcing out a giant furball from the inner depths of zilla hell.
But, he's tap dancing baby jesus. So he already knows all the good tunes before they came out. I like to think he's tapping his baby sandled feet to Bob Marley. Or better yet, George Clinton. That's right, tap dancing baby jesus loves the funk.
|02-27-2008 07:24 PM|
Originally Posted by sedition View Post
"Donate to the church and you are free"
"Donate to the love of HIM and you are free"
"Donate to an idea that has never proven itself for free"
"Donate to something that keeps millions of people waiting for nothing"
I'm such a basher of anything I don't agree with
|02-27-2008 07:07 PM|
Originally Posted by Mr. Right View Post
|02-27-2008 06:51 PM|
You better hope nobody from this board is part of the "God Squad" or you're going to be labeled a basher like me
On that note I believe HE used Velcro Keds and roofing tacks.
|02-27-2008 02:07 PM|
Well since I am once again bored and trying to pass time I will revive this awesome thread.
Oh and since its Jesus he doesn't have real tap shoes. He did the way everone else did in the third grade and put a bunch of thumb tacks in the bottom of his baby sandals or as I like to call them "Jerusalem Cruisers". So i guess the color would be brown or tan something of that sort.
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