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03-21-2012 04:02 PM
snowklinger
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Originally Posted by snowklinger View Post
What's the difference between a hooker with diarrhea and an epileptic oyster shucker?
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Originally Posted by NWBoarder28 View Post
I'll play.....what is it?
An epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits.
03-21-2012 12:25 PM
Ttam
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Originally Posted by linvillegorge View Post
Props for trying, but damn bro... that wasn't even close.
Tell me about it. I went and ate lunch came back to softer conditions and that is the results.
03-21-2012 02:21 AM
linvillegorge
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Originally Posted by Ttam View Post
Props for trying, but damn bro... that wasn't even close.
03-21-2012 02:20 AM
linvillegorge
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Yeah, I wouldn't put this in the slam section either. Oh, wait. I'm the guy who breaks his tooth eating a granola bar...
When I was still in a HS, I chipped a tooth when I tripped over a door sill and smashed a beer bottle into my mouth. Twas not smooth.
03-21-2012 12:53 AM
Ttam
03-21-2012 12:49 AM
NWBoarder
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What's the difference between a hooker with diarrhea and an epileptic oyster shucker?
I'll play.....what is it?
03-21-2012 12:44 AM
HoboMaster Dude I got fishhooked by a tree-branch last week, it somehow went all the way inside my mouth and ripped my bottom gumline up. After spitting out blood for a few minutes, I continued to ride way too fast through tight trees
03-21-2012 12:38 AM
snowklinger What's the difference between a hooker with diarrhea and an epileptic oyster shucker?
03-21-2012 12:13 AM
handscreate The crunch sound as you pierce the flesh is the worst! Thankfully mouths heal up pretty quickly. Hopefully you didn't spit out a sizable chunk of cheek meat, cuz that will slow down the healing for sure...
03-21-2012 12:09 AM
Donutz Yeah, I wouldn't put this in the slam section either. Oh, wait. I'm the guy who breaks his tooth eating a granola bar...
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