Snowboarding Forum - Snowboard Enthusiast Forums - Reply to Topic
Thread: Almost hit a bear last night. Reply to Thread
Title:
Message:
Trackback:
Send Trackbacks to (Separate multiple URLs with spaces) :
Post Icons
You may choose an icon for your message from the following list:
 
   

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Snowboarding Forum - Snowboard Enthusiast Forums forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in









Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.



  Additional Options
Miscellaneous Options

  Topic Review (Newest First)
08-20-2012 02:34 AM
irrballsac
Quote:
Originally Posted by jdang307 View Post
On that second story, the semi that hit the cow, was transporting frozen beef????

Doesn't get more fucking poetic than that eh? Freedom Fighter Cow
Haha, I was thinking this too, That and if you can imagine how the fire smelled once you got past the hot metal, and rubber... it could have smelled like heaven.......
08-19-2012 11:21 PM
jdang307
Quote:
Originally Posted by Snowolf View Post

Now granted, he actually hit 4 of the fuckers, but here is story out of central Oregon where the semi hit just 1 cow:





Semi hauling beef hits cow, catches fire | Local & Regional News | KPIC CBS 4 - News, Weather and Sports - Roseburg, OR

In both cases, the impact with a cow so damaged the front suspension, that the rigs lost all steering control. The tanker flipped and the other semi veered into oncoming traffic. If a cow will cause that much damage to the front suspension of a semi, your pick em truck is toast.
On that second story, the semi that hit the cow, was transporting frozen beef????

Doesn't get more fucking poetic than that eh? Freedom Fighter Cow
08-19-2012 07:14 PM
ThunderChunky There is quite a few bear around Western New York too. People in Buffalo have started hitting them too.

Deer on the other hand. Those fuckers are everywhere. You can't go a year without hitting one around here. My neighbor died hitting one. Jumped and went through the windshield. Kicked him to death and jumped out the back window.
08-19-2012 04:23 AM
Frozen
Quote:
Originally Posted by BurtonAvenger View Post
Fixed to be accurate.
Hahahaha! Might happen? Fucking WILL happen. *Begins air humping.* In all honesty though I'd be down for sharing a ride. It's like 3 hours from grand rapids to Lutsen and the drive is boring as fuck.
08-18-2012 11:48 PM
ColoRADical Plenty of people in Wisconsin died from hitting deer. I heard a story about a guy that hit one on a snowmobile and the deer's leg bone impaled him through the forehead.
08-18-2012 10:56 PM
2hipp4u
Quote:
Originally Posted by BurtonAvenger View Post
Fixed to be accurate.
Fucking priceless
08-18-2012 10:12 PM
BurtonAvenger
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frozen View Post
Oh shit! I do too. So you must ride at lutsen. Dude we should think about carpooling this winter. I'm legit and wont turn you into a lampshade if you are worried. Sodomy on the other hand now that might happen.
Fixed to be accurate.
08-18-2012 06:15 PM
Frozen
Quote:
Originally Posted by C.B. View Post
I live in grand rapids. I've only seen a couple around here, but I spend a lot of time over in the Grand Marais area where you see them a lot more often.
Oh shit! I do too. So you must ride at lutsen. Dude we should think about carpooling this winter. I'm legit and wont turn you into a lampshade if you are worried.
08-18-2012 04:17 PM
timmytard
Quote:
Originally Posted by BurtonAvenger View Post
That truck would be toast. I witnessed a full size F350 hit a cow at 70mph. It obliterated the truck whole front end got pushed back 14 inches, mangled the engine, radiator, and caused the tranny to drop. Cow survived and just sat there basically ripped in two mooing till the state troopers showed up and put three slugs in its head.

Cow>Vehicle. It's just like when my parents idiot neighbor hit the Amish horse and buggy. Horse won.
I have a Buckstop bumper. I just looked to see if it would hold up or crumple.
Found this on their website.

I have a request....I put a Buckstop bumper on my 2001 Dodge in 2008, I have since hit three mule deer and an elk. Neither the bumper or the truck have a scratch, but, could you guys start building an accessory front license plate frame? This bumper just slams the critters to the ground, but they keep bending my license plate!!! Best investment I have ever made on this truck. Thanks!

My truck>hamburgers

TT
08-18-2012 03:05 PM
C.B.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frozen View Post
Damn you really see moose? How far north are you? I'm just north of the center of the state and I've never seen one. Fucking deer jump out at me all the time of course. Fuckers. I've never hit one but holy fuck for close calls and some pro-level swerving.
I live in grand rapids. I've only seen a couple around here, but I spend a lot of time over in the Grand Marais area where you see them a lot more often.
This thread has more than 10 replies. Click here to review the whole thread.

Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

 
Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.2.3
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome