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|10-10-2008 07:07 PM|
|10-10-2008 06:42 PM|
Originally Posted by Snowjoe View Post
|10-10-2008 05:05 PM|
Originally Posted by Dcp584 View Post
|10-10-2008 03:43 PM|
|10-10-2008 02:47 PM|
|10-10-2008 02:13 PM|
|Perpetual3am||This one's easy, I'd showcase my mad carpentry skills because baby jesus wouldn't have learned that yet from Joseph, much less made the cross that gives him his super powers.|
|10-10-2008 12:43 PM|
|Dcp584||Well you could always just get on stage and get a blow job from Mary Magdelene, which is apparently something Jesus could never accomplish.|
|10-10-2008 12:36 PM|
I like to picture my Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, it says I'm formal, but I like to party.
And I like to party so I like my Jesus to party.
I like to picture my Jesus with huge angel wings, singing lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd, and I'm in the front row and I'm HAMMERED drunk!
Ahem sorry about the Talladega Will Ferrell.
Anyway, you only option would be to attempt to join forces, as you have no chance of beating him. Unless your talent is escaping a flying shark.
|10-10-2008 11:18 AM|
The Most Important Question Ever....
If you were in a talent competition with Tap Dancing Baby Jesus, what would your talent be? Because what could possibly more impressive than a tap dancing infant son of God?