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11-25-2008 04:32 PM
Vlaze Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumped she went straight to hell

Yo mama so fat she had YOU
11-25-2008 12:11 PM
madsteezy Your mama's so fat shes got more nooks and crannies than a thomas' english muffin

Your mama's so fat i swerved to miss her on the road and ran out of gas
11-25-2008 10:25 AM
laz167 yo mama so skiny she has to straight leg her socks..

yo mama so dumb takes her an hour to make minute rice..

yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
11-25-2008 10:07 AM
falconis yo momma is so fat she uses a snowboard as a toothpick
11-25-2008 09:29 AM
sedition Yo momma so old she got shout-outs in the Bible.

You momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

You momma so fat she use Pringles for press-on nails.
11-25-2008 06:57 AM
PaoloSmythe Yo Mother Is So Fat, Yo Daddy Has To Roll Her In Flour, And Aim For The Damp Patch.

Yo Momma Is So Fat, Yo Daddy Has To Slap Her Thigh And Ride In The Last Wave.

Yo Family Is So Poor, Their Idea Of Tv Is An Etcha-sketch.
11-24-2008 04:22 PM
NYCboarder Yo momma so fat she wears a VCR as a pager.
Yo momma so far she uses the Belt parkway to keep up her jeans. (NYC joke)
11-24-2008 04:07 PM
Originally Posted by killclimbz View Post
Yo momma so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
holy christ im laughing so hard im crying.
11-24-2008 03:32 PM
N~R~G Yo momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo momma's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo momma's so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
11-24-2008 03:13 PM
Originally Posted by killclimbz View Post
Yo momma so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
that is nasty
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