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I would like to thank Vodka.......

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#1 ·
For making life's awkward moments much more tolerable......

Last night got in a fight with the Husband.......saw his reflection in my vodka and thought Chinese water torture would be a fun game....problem is... I couldn't really waste the extra vodka so it was necessary to drink it, and refill the glass multiple times to get the desired effect. When I finally decide the fucker must be dead...it was around 3:30am and I wasn't sure where my bed was.....when I finally stumbled upon my bed(and I mean that literally).....my fantastic mood was once again ruined by reality....the bastard was still there....so I passed out on the couch...
 
#3 ·
I tried....by drowning his reflection with vodka....by the way....don't recommend it....my eyes not only look like there bleeding but feel like it too!

I know I am a pain in the ass...but on the other hand I am the girl that doesn't mind when her husband wants to go to a strip club....I figure it equals out!
 
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#10 ·
Killer im serious....:laugh:
What does Mean??


Tenielle sorry to hear about the domestic dispute. Ive had my share of those.

For me its the reverse. I drink Tanguery but only to warm up from the cold... See Im generally the guy that gets shown the door. And its not a nice door showing like "Hey carm let me open the door for you have a nice Winter and enjoy your snowboarding ok, see you in the Spring"...

Ohhh no it's more like the Right hand on my neck and the left hand on my ass and shwoooooosh thru the door and into the snowbank I go:laugh:

When I was married, the wife would let me back in. Nowadays they just leave me out in the cold..which is fine with me cause thats where the snow is:D
if you were actually serious, <3 is a heart lol
 
#12 ·
What our biggest problem is, is that he married a vulgar, equal-opportunity, adrenalin junkie, smart-ass......now he wants betty fuckin crocker....lesson here for all of you.....don't think that because your wife is now a mother that the core of her will change.....I have grown a ton but the core of me is still the problem....couple weeks ago me and some friends had a girls night out....the bouncer cut off my friend and when he found her with a beer in hand 5min later he totally douched up on her and kicked her out....when I explained to him that, if he indeed feels the need to eject her from the bar .....then he needs to inform her group so we don't think she has been stolen and violated by some weirdo drunk. He then puffed up to me and said "you wanna leave too?". I at that point, I proceed to tell him how his mother let the best of him dribble down her leg..... and that indeed I was leaving that shit hole, and he could fuck off. Needless to say that didn't work out so well, and I was not just escorted....but physically carried out of the bar. The funny part is I got past him 3 times before I was lifted off the ground and dropped outside.....

So now I have been paying for it ever since....I feel I was sticking up for a friend and it was justified....he see's it as his wife...who should be home baking a cake...is out of control.
 
#13 ·
I hate bouncers...

(except when it refers to boobs, I love bouncing boobs)

I think he's just being protective and sucks at expressing himself like most of us straight guys (after 12 years of marriage I realize I suck at the communication)
 
#14 ·
As long as you still enjoy having dirty sex with him, he's got nothing to complain about. I guess I'm lucky, my girl is my best friend and I couldn't be any happier with her. It's kind of disgusting really. Plus I am Betty frickin' Crocker at my house. I made dinner for her a bunch when we first started going out. Now it's too late to change anything. It doesn't help that she gets off late either of course. So yeah, I am her bitch...
 
#15 ·
good thread, thanks for starting it, i can relate to what everyone is saying, its seems part of every domestic relationship .... the cooking issue, the underlying passion of fighting vs not fighting, and im suprised ive never been shown the door, i dont know if its the fact that im over a foot taller, which doesnt mean shit in my book but maybe hers, i keep pushing her buttons for a reaction but she ends up apologizing ..... is she weird or is she wifey ... weve been serious for almost a decade ... but her lack of getting pissed off confuses me since it seems to come so naturally for me ;-)
 
#18 ·
A good friend of mine once said this:

You know, women are like sunglasses
The really nice pair that you take care of
You will always lose
But those cheap ones that you bought at the gas station
You throw them around, don't give a shit about em
THOSE are the ones that you'll have forever.

And goddamnit hes right.

Oh and yeah, nice guys finish last.
 
#19 ·
all tru ... i used to spend on this one girl, then it became about gifts and not about us .... i practice what i preach with my current, not that i dont buy her stuff or help out, but i think some get the wrong idea when you start garnishing them with all sorts of shit for no reason, but if i had no budget i guess it would be another story, but i would never want to fall for a gold digger thats 30 and im like 50, those couples just make me laugh

and in coordination with the topic ... i would like to thank pot ... i forgot to mention that earlier
 
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