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CaptT 11-04-2009 04:09 PM

I would like to thank Vodka.......
 
For making life's awkward moments much more tolerable......

Last night got in a fight with the Husband.......saw his reflection in my vodka and thought Chinese water torture would be a fun game....problem is... I couldn't really waste the extra vodka so it was necessary to drink it, and refill the glass multiple times to get the desired effect. When I finally decide the fucker must be dead...it was around 3:30am and I wasn't sure where my bed was.....when I finally stumbled upon my bed(and I mean that literally).....my fantastic mood was once again ruined by reality....the bastard was still there....so I passed out on the couch...

Milo303 11-04-2009 04:12 PM

I bet your just as much of a pain in the ass as you are funny.

So why didn't you kill him?

CaptT 11-04-2009 04:19 PM

I tried....by drowning his reflection with vodka....by the way....don't recommend it....my eyes not only look like there bleeding but feel like it too!

I know I am a pain in the ass...but on the other hand I am the girl that doesn't mind when her husband wants to go to a strip club....I figure it equals out!

killclimbz 11-04-2009 04:20 PM

I <3 this thread...

Ruskiski 11-04-2009 07:49 PM

What the hell? Whatever happened to being the man of the family?

Augie09 11-04-2009 08:12 PM

what goes well with vodka? angry sex

Dano 11-04-2009 08:37 PM

Especially with someone else. Getting kicked out of bed is a perfectly good excuse to find another one to sleep in:thumbsup:

Nugggster 11-04-2009 10:45 PM

for some reason Pepe Lopez always maakes me feel like superman:thumbsdown: thats a bad thing

YanTheMan 11-04-2009 11:53 PM

Im 19 and cannot relate. I do know that if i get married, I will just smoke a joint a chillax. If she hates it, Meh i got a prenup :)

desklamp 11-05-2009 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpdsnowman (Post 200292)
Killer im serious....:laugh:
What does Mean??


Tenielle sorry to hear about the domestic dispute. Ive had my share of those.

For me its the reverse. I drink Tanguery but only to warm up from the cold... See Im generally the guy that gets shown the door. And its not a nice door showing like "Hey carm let me open the door for you have a nice Winter and enjoy your snowboarding ok, see you in the Spring"...

Ohhh no it's more like the Right hand on my neck and the left hand on my ass and shwoooooosh thru the door and into the snowbank I go:laugh:

When I was married, the wife would let me back in. Nowadays they just leave me out in the cold..which is fine with me cause thats where the snow is:D

if you were actually serious, <3 is a heart lol


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