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Old 11-04-2009, 04:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default I would like to thank Vodka.......

For making life's awkward moments much more tolerable......

Last night got in a fight with the Husband.......saw his reflection in my vodka and thought Chinese water torture would be a fun game....problem is... I couldn't really waste the extra vodka so it was necessary to drink it, and refill the glass multiple times to get the desired effect. When I finally decide the fucker must be dead...it was around 3:30am and I wasn't sure where my bed was.....when I finally stumbled upon my bed(and I mean that literally).....my fantastic mood was once again ruined by reality....the bastard was still there....so I passed out on the couch...
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Old 11-04-2009, 04:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I bet your just as much of a pain in the ass as you are funny.

So why didn't you kill him?
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Old 11-04-2009, 04:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I tried....by drowning his reflection with vodka....by the way....don't recommend it....my eyes not only look like there bleeding but feel like it too!

I know I am a pain in the ass...but on the other hand I am the girl that doesn't mind when her husband wants to go to a strip club....I figure it equals out!
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Old 11-04-2009, 04:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I <3 this thread...
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Old 11-04-2009, 07:49 PM   #5 (permalink)
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What the hell? Whatever happened to being the man of the family?
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Old 11-04-2009, 08:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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what goes well with vodka? angry sex
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Old 11-04-2009, 08:37 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Especially with someone else. Getting kicked out of bed is a perfectly good excuse to find another one to sleep in
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Old 11-04-2009, 10:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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for some reason Pepe Lopez always maakes me feel like superman thats a bad thing
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Old 11-04-2009, 11:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Im 19 and cannot relate. I do know that if i get married, I will just smoke a joint a chillax. If she hates it, Meh i got a prenup
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Old 11-05-2009, 02:57 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Killer im serious....
What does Mean??


Tenielle sorry to hear about the domestic dispute. Ive had my share of those.

For me its the reverse. I drink Tanguery but only to warm up from the cold... See Im generally the guy that gets shown the door. And its not a nice door showing like "Hey carm let me open the door for you have a nice Winter and enjoy your snowboarding ok, see you in the Spring"...

Ohhh no it's more like the Right hand on my neck and the left hand on my ass and shwoooooosh thru the door and into the snowbank I go

When I was married, the wife would let me back in. Nowadays they just leave me out in the cold..which is fine with me cause thats where the snow is
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