I would like to thank Vodka....... - Snowboarding Forum

CaptT · 11-04-2009, 04:09 PM

For making life's awkward moments much more tolerable......

Last night got in a fight with the Husband.......saw his reflection in my vodka and thought Chinese water torture would be a fun game....problem is... I couldn't really waste the extra vodka so it was necessary to drink it, and refill the glass multiple times to get the desired effect. When I finally decide the fucker must be dead...it was around 3:30am and I wasn't sure where my bed was.....when I finally stumbled upon my bed(and I mean that literally).....my fantastic mood was once again ruined by reality....the bastard was still there....so I passed out on the couch...

Milo303 · 11-04-2009, 04:12 PM

I bet your just as much of a pain in the ass as you are funny.

So why didn't you kill him?

CaptT · 11-04-2009, 04:19 PM

I tried....by drowning his reflection with vodka....by the way....don't recommend it....my eyes not only look like there bleeding but feel like it too!

I know I am a pain in the ass...but on the other hand I am the girl that doesn't mind when her husband wants to go to a strip club....I figure it equals out!

**killclimbz** · 11-04-2009, 04:20 PM

I <3 this thread...

Ruskiski · 11-04-2009, 07:49 PM

What the hell? Whatever happened to being the man of the family?

11-04-2009, 08:12 PM

what goes well with vodka? angry sex

Dano · 11-04-2009, 08:37 PM

Especially with someone else. Getting kicked out of bed is a perfectly good excuse to find another one to sleep in

Nugggster · 11-04-2009, 10:45 PM

for some reason Pepe Lopez always maakes me feel like superman

thats a bad thing

YanTheMan · 11-04-2009, 11:53 PM

Im 19 and cannot relate. I do know that if i get married, I will just smoke a joint a chillax. If she hates it, Meh i got a prenup

11-05-2009, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpdsnowman

Killer im serious....

What does Mean??

Tenielle sorry to hear about the domestic dispute. Ive had my share of those.

For me its the reverse. I drink Tanguery but only to warm up from the cold... See Im generally the guy that gets shown the door. And its not a nice door showing like "Hey carm let me open the door for you have a nice Winter and enjoy your snowboarding ok, see you in the Spring"...

Ohhh no it's more like the Right hand on my neck and the left hand on my ass and shwoooooosh thru the door and into the snowbank I go

When I was married, the wife would let me back in. Nowadays they just leave me out in the cold..which is fine with me cause thats where the snow is

if you were actually serious, <3 is a heart lol

11-04-2009, 04:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
CaptT Forum Mayor Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: UTAH Posts: 1,013	I would like to thank Vodka....... For making life's awkward moments much more tolerable...... Last night got in a fight with the Husband.......saw his reflection in my vodka and thought Chinese water torture would be a fun game....problem is... I couldn't really waste the extra vodka so it was necessary to drink it, and refill the glass multiple times to get the desired effect. When I finally decide the fucker must be dead...it was around 3:30am and I wasn't sure where my bed was.....when I finally stumbled upon my bed(and I mean that literally).....my fantastic mood was once again ruined by reality....the bastard was still there....so I passed out on the couch... __________________

11-04-2009, 04:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
CaptT Forum Mayor Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: UTAH Posts: 1,013	I tried....by drowning his reflection with vodka....by the way....don't recommend it....my eyes not only look like there bleeding but feel like it too! I know I am a pain in the ass...but on the other hand I am the girl that doesn't mind when her husband wants to go to a strip club....I figure it equals out! __________________

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Dano Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Edmonton AB Posts: 729	Especially with someone else. Getting kicked out of bed is a perfectly good excuse to find another one to sleep in __________________ '12 Lib Tech T.rice / '12 Burton Cartels '10 CustomX / '10 Co2 EST Salomon F22

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11-04-2009, 04:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
Milo303 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Denver Posts: 2,954	I bet your just as much of a pain in the ass as you are funny. So why didn't you kill him?

11-04-2009, 04:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
killclimbz Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Front Range Posts: 9,166	I <3 this thread...

11-04-2009, 07:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ruskiski Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 176	What the hell? Whatever happened to being the man of the family?

11-04-2009, 08:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
Augie09 Guest Posts: n/a	what goes well with vodka? angry sex

11-04-2009, 10:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
Nugggster Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 257	for some reason Pepe Lopez always maakes me feel like superman thats a bad thing

11-04-2009, 11:53 PM	#9 (permalink)
YanTheMan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Calgary Alberta Posts: 564	Im 19 and cannot relate. I do know that if i get married, I will just smoke a joint a chillax. If she hates it, Meh i got a prenup