SpAcEmAn SpLiFF

if you were a burger at mcdonalds, youd be a mcgorgeous

Suburban Blend

Is you Father a theif?

Then who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes?

junglecat1971

Yo daddy must be a baker cuz your buns is hot!

Alexander

Your daddy must be a farmer 'cuz those are some fine melons.

hoboken

just get to the point..

nice eyes wanna f*ck?

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mpdsnowman

Here is one I used last week. I wouldnt call it a one liner....but it worked...

She said:
So tell me Carm...u seem to be successfull....

I replied:
Me?? no I aint got no money. Hell I can barely afford my five cars, three houses and two boats

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Giselle9

One liners don't work! LOL! They are sure funny though!

NzGnu

haha one of my mates spent an entire night at a party trying every 1 liner he knew on the same girl...he was way to drunk to considering giving up until her boyfriend showed up.

can i borrow your cellphone? i told my mum id call her when i fell in love.

is that a run in your stockings or a ladder to heaven?

if you fell for me, id catch you.

i know a bunch of others...60% of the time they work all the time.

mpdsnowman

U know what really works...not one liners but business cards..
see no girl wants a lunatic and if you give your business card that shows at least your a memeber of society in the workforce.

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Snowolf

One liners are uber lame, but they are funny.

"Hi, I`m an electrician; I am here to check your shorts"

"Hi I`m from TSA I am here to conduct your cavity search"

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