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Old 07-29-2008, 09:53 PM   #31 (permalink)
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nope its a penis references...
O RLY!? never would of guessed...
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Old 08-06-2008, 01:07 AM   #32 (permalink)
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*put up index finger and gesture to come over here*
*she walks over*
"I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with two."

"There's 206 bones in the body. Want another one?"

God, if only these one liners worked...
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Old 08-06-2008, 02:09 PM   #33 (permalink)
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hahahah yeah I know life would be a lot easier
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Old 08-06-2008, 03:34 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I stand by just addressing a girl as "sugar tits" and then she'll just be putty in your hands.
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Old 08-06-2008, 04:38 PM   #35 (permalink)
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more like you would get slapped in the face... hahahahaha
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Old 08-16-2008, 12:31 PM   #36 (permalink)
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How bout we win the Stanley cup of tonsil hockey

Was you're dad a baker? Cuz you hot some nice buns

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Old 08-19-2008, 12:15 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Are you Irish? Because my penis is Dublin.
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Old 08-20-2008, 11:15 AM   #38 (permalink)
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you're alright looking for a fat bird. wanna come back to mine so we can fuck? ive got lots of cake in the fridge...
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Old 08-21-2008, 09:11 AM   #39 (permalink)
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surely a nice and simple "will you sit on my face" would work every time?
just my opinion but im off to try 2nite...
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surely a nice and simple "will you sit on my face" would work every time?
just my opinion but im off to try 2nite...
You will have to let us know how that goes!!
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