flyin-w

you got a keg in ur pants?? cuz i want to tap that ass..
is that a mirror in your pocket...cuz i see myself in your pants

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1fine69

I'VE GOT A GUN, GET IN THE F@#$%ING CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never fails......

mpdsnowman

I was out drinkin and This chick says.."u seem like a real cool guy" I replied..."yea I dont bite....unless u ask me too" thats all it took

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Lashes

My names (your name here), but you can call me tonight!

HA but on a serious note and from a girl's perspective.. one liners are for jokesters.. compliments are the stairway into a girls pants

rugbyrider

My buddy used that one on some broad at the bar and he got laid that night... sluts

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Froggyste

phenomenal, cant think of any side effects to this one either. definitely the funniest one yet!

mcschroder66

Ive always been a fan of :

"Bend over and touch your toes, I wanna see where babies grow"

"Can I buy you a drink? Or do you just want the money"

"You arent the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch away"

X1n54n3x

+1000, let me know how that goes

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TecHninE HipHop155
Burton C02's
CALI*MADE
Around NorCal? always lookin for people to ride with

lowpro35

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Dcp584

Ha the one about the cloroform is great.

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