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Old 05-03-2008, 11:26 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Well the Tennesseean has to say the classic I guess
"You must be from Tennessee since your the only 10 I see"
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Old 05-04-2008, 09:44 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Just cut to the point...

"I wanna fuck you in the face."
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Old 07-21-2008, 01:05 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Quote:
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I'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail
AWESOME!!!! hahahahahaha

did it hurt? ..... When you fell from heaven?

yeah one liners are only good to break the ice and make the girl laugh...
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:05 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I use this on the Denny's girls alot

"Trust me sweethart....im not old enough to be your father. Im at that perfect age to be your sugar daddy"
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Old 07-24-2008, 02:03 PM   #25 (permalink)
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do you know the number for a vet?

cause these puppies are sick! (said while flexing)
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Old 07-24-2008, 02:13 PM   #26 (permalink)
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is that a mirror in your pocket cause i can see my self in ur pants

are tired cause youve been running threw my mind all day

bow bow (sirion sound) girl: what r you doing that is the ambulance comming to take me away cause the sight of you just stopped my heart

I dont have a libary card. . . but can i check you out
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Old 07-29-2008, 07:29 PM   #27 (permalink)
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"i'm not a girl anymore, lets f*ck"


"what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? my zipper"
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Old 07-29-2008, 07:43 PM   #28 (permalink)
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you wear incredible hulk underwear?
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Old 07-29-2008, 07:51 PM   #29 (permalink)
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nope its a penis references...when its happy its puny and simple but when you get it frisky it gets HUGE and beastly
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Old 07-29-2008, 08:32 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Are those space pants your wearing, cause that booty is out of this world!
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