Is your daddy a terrorist? cause u da bomb.
group of hot girls...go up to the shortest one and say "so you must be the runt of the litter"
some hot waitress comes up to take your order...check her out, then say "I'd ask you out but you spilt gravy on yourself" (or whatever the stain)...I suppose you want me to lick it off...you are just sick (you shudder).
Women have something that they really invest in/attend to...like their eyes, hair, dress, shoes; figure out what it might be and then just bust on that thing...just tease and make fun (no reason to be rude, nasty or mean) of that feature/thing for a short time and then walk away. A high percentage will come looking for you cause they want more attention and wonder while you walked away. You have become an enigma and challenge...she will be chasing you.
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Lines don't work, never have, never will. Whoever started the rumor that they do work, should be shot. There isn't much that's more annoying than a guy coming up and feeding you a lame ass line. Whatever happened to introducing yourself?!
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