One Liners - Snowboarding Forum

12-27-2007, 02:14 PM

Anyone ever use one liners to get a girls attention? Most of the time I've tried, crashed an burn. Maybe I'm just too ugly.

T.J. · 12-27-2007, 02:24 PM

"i want to make a mess in your mouth" work every time for me.

PaoloSmythe · 12-27-2007, 02:35 PM

get yer coat luv, you've pulled!

Slaughterhouse · 12-28-2007, 11:53 AM

I'd love to spray acid on your face so you will be with me forever and ever.

04-14-2008, 01:49 AM

I'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail

04-14-2008, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by JoshE950

I'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail

hahaha great one

04-14-2008, 07:57 AM

One liners are a waste of time. Even if the girl has never heard it and its clever chances are you are still going to get shot down just because it sounds like a line.

I had a friend walk up to a girl and say hey do you need a drink? She replied yes and he turned and pointed at the bar and said well the bars right there and he walked away. She ended up coming back to talk to him later. Just proves my theory more woman like asshole guys.

04-14-2008, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Oje

Just proves my theory more woman like asshole guys.

stupid, high-maintenance girls like asshole guys.

in my experience, one liners only will work if you say it so that it sounds like a joke and you are mocking the fact that people seriously try to use them. even then, the girls it works on are usually ones that you really want to completely skip the talking.

that dress is very becoming on you. if i was on you i'd be coming too

04-14-2008, 06:16 PM

Are you from heaven? Cuz' I've got an erection!

04-14-2008, 06:53 PM

Wanna see my pole, sweethole?

12-27-2007, 02:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
rickenfan Guest Posts: n/a	One Liners Anyone ever use one liners to get a girls attention? Most of the time I've tried, crashed an burn. Maybe I'm just too ugly.

12-27-2007, 02:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
T.J. Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Maryland Posts: 3,933	"i want to make a mess in your mouth" work every time for me. __________________ Passion Over Fashion

12-27-2007, 02:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
PaoloSmythe Samyaksambuddhas Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Only British blaady Columbia!!! Posts: 4,622	get yer coat luv, you've pulled! __________________ Just coz you don't understand it Doesn't mean it makes no sense!

12-28-2007, 11:53 AM	#4 (permalink)
Slaughterhouse Oh god...NO! Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Posts: 812	I'd love to spray acid on your face so you will be with me forever and ever. __________________ STICK OPPOSITION MOVEMENT If you want to act 'serious', then become a skier!

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04-14-2008, 01:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
JoshE950 Guest Posts: n/a	I'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail

04-14-2008, 07:57 AM	#7 (permalink)
Oje Guest Posts: n/a	One liners are a waste of time. Even if the girl has never heard it and its clever chances are you are still going to get shot down just because it sounds like a line. I had a friend walk up to a girl and say hey do you need a drink? She replied yes and he turned and pointed at the bar and said well the bars right there and he walked away. She ended up coming back to talk to him later. Just proves my theory more woman like asshole guys.

04-14-2008, 06:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
BadMojo Guest Posts: n/a	Are you from heaven? Cuz' I've got an erection!

04-14-2008, 06:53 PM	#10 (permalink)
Sethsticle Guest Posts: n/a	Wanna see my pole, sweethole?