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post #1 of 276 (permalink) Old 12-27-2007, 02:14 PM
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Anyone ever use one liners to get a girls attention? Most of the time I've tried, crashed an burn. Maybe I'm just too ugly.
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post #2 of 276 (permalink) Old 12-27-2007, 02:24 PM
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post #4 of 276 (permalink) Old 12-28-2007, 11:53 AM
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I'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail
post #6 of 276 (permalink) Old 04-14-2008, 03:00 AM
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hahaha great one
post #7 of 276 (permalink) Old 04-14-2008, 07:57 AM
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One liners are a waste of time. Even if the girl has never heard it and its clever chances are you are still going to get shot down just because it sounds like a line.

I had a friend walk up to a girl and say hey do you need a drink? She replied yes and he turned and pointed at the bar and said well the bars right there and he walked away. She ended up coming back to talk to him later. Just proves my theory more woman like asshole guys.
post #8 of 276 (permalink) Old 04-14-2008, 09:56 AM
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Just proves my theory more woman like asshole guys.
stupid, high-maintenance girls like asshole guys.

in my experience, one liners only will work if you say it so that it sounds like a joke and you are mocking the fact that people seriously try to use them. even then, the girls it works on are usually ones that you really want to completely skip the talking.

that dress is very becoming on you. if i was on you i'd be coming too
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post #10 of 276 (permalink) Old 04-14-2008, 06:53 PM
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