rickenfan

Anyone ever use one liners to get a girls attention? Most of the time I've tried, crashed an burn. Maybe I'm just too ugly.

T.J.

"i want to make a mess in your mouth" work every time for me.

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PaoloSmythe

get yer coat luv, you've pulled!

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Just coz you don't understand it
Doesn't mean it makes no sense!

Slaughterhouse

I'd love to spray acid on your face so you will be with me forever and ever.

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If you want to act 'serious',
then become a skier!

JoshE950

I'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail

tonysimoni

hahaha great one

Oje

One liners are a waste of time. Even if the girl has never heard it and its clever chances are you are still going to get shot down just because it sounds like a line.

I had a friend walk up to a girl and say hey do you need a drink? She replied yes and he turned and pointed at the bar and said well the bars right there and he walked away. She ended up coming back to talk to him later. Just proves my theory more woman like asshole guys.

Gustov

stupid, high-maintenance girls like asshole guys.

in my experience, one liners only will work if you say it so that it sounds like a joke and you are mocking the fact that people seriously try to use them. even then, the girls it works on are usually ones that you really want to completely skip the talking.

that dress is very becoming on you. if i was on you i'd be coming too

BadMojo

Are you from heaven? Cuz' I've got an erection!

Sethsticle

Wanna see my pole, sweethole?