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Old 01-30-2012, 02:29 PM   #21 (permalink)
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seriously? I had one of the worst snowboarding experiences ever. I was going to write a separate thread and bitch and rant and whine about camelback, but I'll just put it here.

first the conditions, well I guess I can't really blame the mountain for the ice bowl with sandsnow on the sides, my gf is a beginner and this was her first time being out on conditions like these and...well it felt like this was a high school field trip. I am usually the first one to defend snowboarders, but last night I uttered "fuck, now I know why people hate snowboarders" a couple of times .

let me share with you the ego driven cock measuring spectacle that goes on, on this herpes infested mountain.

my gf and I are fairly laid back people, we don't start trouble, we ride, we laugh and we make friends with anyone, even people who run into us (by accident). last night, my gf was having a pretty rough time handling the ice considering it was her first time out in these conditions. We stuck to NOVICE trails ONLY, I emphasize that because apparently "novice" doesn't mean shit to anyone anymore. As my gf is trying to navigate around the countless of "cliques" sitting around in the middle of the trail, one dude decides to throw a snowball at her...hey I am all for fun and games, but if you see that a GIRL is already frustrated and having a hard time, I don't really think she is in the mood to have an impromptu snowball fight with you and your highschool class. The snowball hit my gf, she lost concentration, slipped on the ice, caught her toe edge and face planted into the snow complete with a scorpion. Obviously this was very funny..mission accomplished. While sitting on the ice and counting her teeth, what seemed like a full blown high school stampede went flying by her at 20mph over the speed limit of a bunny hill. I am not really sure if this is a new trend in snowboarding, but I am definitely a fan of whizzing by people dangerously close while they are sitting down, seems like this should be a new sport all together considering how many people excel at this.

further down the trail, completely irritated at this point, a what seemed to me a guerrilla fighter jumped out of nowhere and literally slammed into my gf, his attack clearly disoriented him as well as he used my gf as a balancing pole to gain leverage so he can ride away cleanly in style. is this considered a "grope and run" should I have filed an investigation with the mountain ski patrol (which btw was nowhere to be found). Considering this guy was wearing camouflage he disappeared into the trees or the countless of other people wearing camouflage. Now I finally understand the point of "camouflage", this is so I can't pick you out of the herd or maybe these guys are just preparing to invade France through the slopes of Graian Alps.

this forced us to go on what probably was the slowest lift on the mountain (L-6 Double..for those who know) in an attempt to escape the crowd. I was literally afraid that the next time I go up there I will be attacked by 5 bananas in my anus, from dudes wearing bright yellow jackets and lime green pants. This trail (the rightmost "novice" trail there is) was much much calmer, until of course we got to that all important "SLOW SKI ZONE"..you know the one that's not just GREEN but actually GREEN WITH STRIPES and has an actual sign to "SLOW DOWN", this is of course just snowboard code for "go as fast as you can". There should have been speed traps and state troopers stationed behind every tree, that would make the state some money. Let me tell you, these guys were SHREDDING ASS...on a bunny slope. Must feel so good about your shredding skills, that double diamonds just don't do it for you anymore. Gotta get on that bunny slope and show all those ladies trying to learn how its really done. Since we all know snowboarding rhymes with showboating. It's practically in the same family.

On a serious note, I love speed and I love going fast, if this were happening on blacks or blues I wouldn't be so irritated, HELL even if it were sometimes happening on the green. There will always be "those guys", but on a beginner area? I am sorry, but grow the fuck up. I don't care that you can rip the bunny slope and quite frankly nobody else cares. You have the whole fucking mountain to do your shit and probably a lot more impressionable people on those trails anyway. This sort of attitude just promotes other people to "get even" and then reasonable people who just come to enjoy themselves on the mountain get caught in the middle and it's completely unacceptable, and where the fuck is the ski patrol? At least try to keep the beginners area safe, at least give it a shot and see what happens...

I am staying out of camelback mountain and if you're above the age of 17 you probably would want to as well (although there were some kids that looked to be older than 18 and were still being douchebags).

P.S.: just wanted to mention, that in the end we did have fun. Once the sun set and there were less people we managed to have a lot of fun. Remember its all about riding and don't let any mountain etiquette or lack there of ruin it for you. Make the best of everything and have fun.
damn, its embarrassing to hear about that type of behavior. good to hear that you did manage to have some fun. the beginner trails on this mountain are definitely crowded. I went from 3pm to 9 and the traffic didn't really thin out until 5 or 6.

hope i didnt speed past you at the bottom of the mountain! i like to get a little bit of speed so i can coast to the lift and avoid a long skate but only do so if i can steer clear of everyone. i find it best on the crowded greens to sit off to the side and wait until the trail clears before i head down and make sure theres not a group of assholes behind me who are going to fly past.

on another note, any of you locals know any good places to chill at camelback? any shacks or off trail spots? feel free to PM if youd rather not post out in the open about it
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Oh, joy, I think I'm going there this Saturday... that sounds shitty.
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Old 01-30-2012, 03:21 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Make sure to wear a Deion Branch or a Wes Welker jersey.
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Old 01-30-2012, 03:47 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I can just tape my Pats hat to the top of my helmet.
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Old 01-31-2012, 12:25 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Actually, my gf had an amazing time. Like I said, we are laid back people and we laughed at it, rather than get angry or completely irritated. I am not going to lie but I was pretty irritated and she just told me to let it go and have fun.

So at the end we did have fun and she is still talking to me about her "air time". Unfortunately we both work full time and can't make it out on a weekday, we did go after 3pm last night and it was still pretty crowded. Also those express lifts are like roller coasters.

Of course I give props to all the snowboarder dudes that are just riding and chilling, I have a lot more respect for a relaxed rider who is just enjoying himself.
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yep, you're absolutely right about the "blacks", unfortunately I couldn't go on them since my gf is a beginner and I don't mind hanging around with her, just wish people were more considerate, but I understand this is how it is in the tri-state area and I am not "complaining" per-se, just wanted to get my irritation out, like i said in the end we did have fun, once you block everything out.
Good to hear you both had fun regardless.

Hey feel free to PM me anytime you both are heading up there if you want to meet up for a few runs sometime. I am able to set my own work schedule for the most part, so I can be pretty flexible.

I would be happy to take a few runs with your girlfriend if you wanted to hit some blacks. It would be fun for me to ride with another chick, so I certainly wouldn't mind being on greens. And she sounds pretty cool from what you've said
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Old 01-31-2012, 07:35 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Good to hear you both had fun regardless.

Hey feel free to PM me anytime you both are heading up there if you want to meet up for a few runs sometime. I am able to set my own work schedule for the most part, so I can be pretty flexible.

I would be happy to take a few runs with your girlfriend if you wanted to hit some blacks. It would be fun for me to ride with another chick, so I certainly wouldn't mind being on greens. And she sounds pretty cool from what you've said
Hey what the hell guys!

What about me lol

Although, I will probably go down on the diamonds on my stomach.
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Hey what the hell guys!

What about me lol

Although, I will probably go down on the diamonds on my stomach.
Haha sure feel free to PM, too.
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Old 01-31-2012, 05:43 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I have a season pass at camelsack but rarely use it. Their parks are basically non-existant this year, despite having the snow for it. Freaking sno mountain has a better park and they are barely staying afloat financially and are pretty bare on snow.

If anyone wants to meet up for a few at camelsack, ill head over!
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At some point before the season ends, I might try to get a casual meet thrown together. I'll post it as a separate thread so if it works out and if anyone is interested, look for it here in the Regional.

Or if someone wants to get something together sooner, set it up and I'll try to be there
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At some point before the season ends, I might try to get a casual meet thrown together. I'll post it as a separate thread so if it works out and if anyone is interested, look for it here in the Regional.

Or if someone wants to get something together sooner, set it up and I'll try to be there
Sounds like fun, I'll keep an eye out for that.
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