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Midwest Machine 06-11-2009 10:47 PM

Biking Story
 
Today I was biking on the roads to keep my legs strong for winter and this guy was getting the mail and he asked me if their was any bears where I came from. I said no and he said he saw one this tall (he puts one hand to his waist) in my lawn. I said wow sarcasticley. Farther on my ride I say a neighbor that chainsaws at 6:00 in the morning and its summer just to piss off my mom. I waved to him and he didn't wave back he just grumbled at me and staired at me until I was half way down the road. I don't know what makes him such an a$$ hole, maybe its because he lives with his parents, he's 50, he only left the county he was born in once, but I think it is because he doesn't snowboard.

m_jel 06-11-2009 11:17 PM

if i owned a publishing company i'd sign you to a book deal

















actually, no i wouldn't, i'd sign a 7 year old and get a better story

Midwest Machine 06-12-2009 02:34 AM

me too i was jus wastin time by writing a crap story

justdust 06-12-2009 10:28 AM

You left out the part where you got home to find that the chain saw man killed the bear as it was attacking your mom and became so popular he was elected to the board of trustees of the rotary club.

Midwest Machine 06-12-2009 03:28 PM

just to make it interesting


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