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CassMT 01-09-2014 11:18 AM

lift line board slappers, yes YOU
we know you have a nice new board

yes it has a bit of snow on it

STOP with the slappin you dildo

ShredLife 01-09-2014 11:20 AM

i slap the everliving FUCK out of my board whenever someone starts bumping into me from behind in the lift line. i will never not do this.

don't start none, won't be none.

CassMT 01-09-2014 11:24 AM

another valid pet-peeve...when someone (always a skier) touches my shit, i just give the stinkeye from hell

sheepstealer 01-09-2014 11:26 AM

Pro-slappin here too.

What if its a wet-snow day and there's an extra 23 pounds of snow sittin on my board? think I'm gonna stoop down and brush that shit off with my hands? How bourgeois.

No, I'm gonna slap. It's my mating call. How you think I got my girlfriend? Sure as hell wasn't charm and flowers.

It's like caribou rutting season. Don't fuck with me. I'll slap you into next Tuesday.

ShredLife 01-09-2014 11:28 AM

i don't even look back at them... i just start beaver-slappin like a maniac. they either backdafuqup or they start whining at which point i verbally rape them in front of everyone standing in line and they then realize what worthless piles of shit they are and they usually retire to the parking lot to stick a pistol in their mouths.

i provide a valuable public service.

Alkasquawlik 01-09-2014 11:29 AM

I slap my board just to piss off people like you.

CassMT 01-09-2014 11:33 AM

sometimes its like yawning, one starts and they all go

TMXMOTORSPORTS 01-09-2014 11:39 AM

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Beaver Slappin :laugh:

209Cali 01-09-2014 12:53 PM

i dont make it clap i make it slap slap slap slap slap!

tonicusa 01-09-2014 12:57 PM

"Stop with the slappin you dildo!!" LOL! Agreed.

It's great for their bindings. Other than that it's harmless donkiness. I went through a phase when I was younger that I thought it actually did something.

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