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Old 01-09-2014, 11:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default lift line board slappers, yes YOU

we know you have a nice new board

yes it has a bit of snow on it

STOP with the slappin you dildo
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Old 01-09-2014, 11:20 AM   #2 (permalink)
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i slap the everliving FUCK out of my board whenever someone starts bumping into me from behind in the lift line. i will never not do this.

don't start none, won't be none.
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Old 01-09-2014, 11:24 AM   #3 (permalink)
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another valid pet-peeve...when someone (always a skier) touches my shit, i just give the stinkeye from hell
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Old 01-09-2014, 11:26 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Pro-slappin here too.

What if its a wet-snow day and there's an extra 23 pounds of snow sittin on my board? What...you think I'm gonna stoop down and brush that shit off with my hands? How bourgeois.

No, I'm gonna slap. It's my mating call. How you think I got my girlfriend? Sure as hell wasn't charm and flowers.

It's like caribou rutting season. Don't fuck with me. I'll slap you into next Tuesday.
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i don't even look back at them... i just start beaver-slappin like a maniac. they either backdafuqup or they start whining at which point i verbally rape them in front of everyone standing in line and they then realize what worthless piles of shit they are and they usually retire to the parking lot to stick a pistol in their mouths.


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I slap my board just to piss off people like you.
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sometimes its like yawning, one starts and they all go
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Beaver Slappin
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i dont make it clap i make it slap slap slap slap slap!
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"Stop with the slappin you dildo!!" LOL! Agreed.

It's great for their bindings. Other than that it's harmless donkiness. I went through a phase when I was younger that I thought it actually did something.
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