Midweek murder - Snowboarding Forum

PaoloSmythe · 10-24-2007, 05:48 AM

so the guy to the left of me can't eat fruit (which he does all day) with his mouth closed. sounds like he is crushing grapes in the middle of a fucking marshland!

and the guy to the right of me thinks he can whistle but instead is merely blasting out, all day long, a stream of unintelligible wind noise.

i swear, if my team hadn't won last night, there'd be murders here this morning!

happy fucking wednesday! take my advice: stay in bed!

T.J. · 10-24-2007, 05:59 AM

FIRST!

happy hump day peoples. if your not humpin..you oughta be!

up a lil early this morn to get some stuff done in the office. going to swing by DnD on my way to work to pick up some of my favorite coffee.

PaoloSmythe · 10-24-2007, 06:06 AM

dungeons and dragons?

alaric · 10-24-2007, 06:23 AM

That's such an awkward game.

Well guys, today is the day. I'm going to prison. Wish me luck... I'll be out soon enough.

Today is the law class' field trip to the prison. I'm nervous, but it should be an interesting experience.

Have a happy hump day all!

Snowjoe · 10-24-2007, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by mpdsnowman

Ahhhh yes the prison trips...Have no fear. If they really want you..they will get u.

Paolo that is why I gave up cubical heaven. Being on the road is much more simple and less fruit chewers and wanna be whistlers around.

Well I may go to buffalo, I may work in Syracuse. coin is being tossed in the air. Probably run to the bank and make a deposit. There is this new chick Kim who works there...FINE!!!!

*Makes sick joke about making deposit in Kim*

Sorry.

Well my flight to Calgary is booked! The end of England is now in sight. Wednesday hasnt bee all bad

PaoloSmythe · 10-24-2007, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by alaric

Today is the law class' field trip to the prison. I'm nervous, but it should be an interesting experience.

apparently, and i hear this on good authority, to realise the best possible experience of such a trip, wear bright orange whenever possible and always bend over in the shower block. enjoy!

see you in 7 to 10

Dcp584 · 10-24-2007, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by alaric

Well guys, today is the day. I'm going to prison. Wish me luck... I'll be out soon enough.

Today is the law class' field trip to the prison. I'm nervous, but it should be an interesting experience.

Have a happy hump day all!

Please do me a favor blow kisses and bat your eyelashes at the inmates.

10-24-2007, 08:23 AM

wow, a class field trip to a prison? i'm sure you'll be fine...no need to be nervous. the guys will definitely whoop & holla at you though. just stick your tongue out at them & say haha...i get to go home!!!!

lisevolution · 10-24-2007, 08:27 AM

I remember when I went up to Fishkill with my criminal justice class in college. It brought back so many memories of being locked up in the NYC Tombs holding cells for such various stupidity as smoking illegal herbs on the street and getting caught, or getting pulled over with a suspended liscence while driving in NYC. You'll love the part when they take you into a special room with your class and a couple of the "hard" inmates to try to scare you straight. Always a good time. Me being the biggest one of my class was definitely singled out and made an example of...

Bosses still out of the office for me today which means 3hour lunch with lots of alcohol woo hoo!

lisevolution · 10-24-2007, 08:28 AM

Oh and if you get to go to women's wing, they're worse I promise. Watch out for flying shit napkins from them!

10-24-2007, 05:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
PaoloSmythe Samyaksambuddhas Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Only British blaady Columbia!!! Posts: 4,622	Midweek murder so the guy to the left of me can't eat fruit (which he does all day) with his mouth closed. sounds like he is crushing grapes in the middle of a fucking marshland! and the guy to the right of me thinks he can whistle but instead is merely blasting out, all day long, a stream of unintelligible wind noise. i swear, if my team hadn't won last night, there'd be murders here this morning! happy fucking wednesday! take my advice: stay in bed! __________________ Just coz you don't understand it Doesn't mean it makes no sense!

10-24-2007, 05:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
T.J. Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Maryland Posts: 3,933	FIRST! happy hump day peoples. if your not humpin..you oughta be! up a lil early this morn to get some stuff done in the office. going to swing by DnD on my way to work to pick up some of my favorite coffee. __________________ Passion Over Fashion

10-24-2007, 06:06 AM	#3 (permalink)
PaoloSmythe Samyaksambuddhas Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Only British blaady Columbia!!! Posts: 4,622	dungeons and dragons? __________________ Just coz you don't understand it Doesn't mean it makes no sense!

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alaric Banned Bananas [national phenomenon] Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: CNY Posts: 1,783	That's such an awkward game. Well guys, today is the day. I'm going to prison. Wish me luck... I'll be out soon enough. Today is the law class' field trip to the prison. I'm nervous, but it should be an interesting experience. Have a happy hump day all! __________________ life IS good.

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10-24-2007, 08:23 AM	#8 (permalink)
N~R~G Guest Posts: n/a	wow, a class field trip to a prison? i'm sure you'll be fine...no need to be nervous. the guys will definitely whoop & holla at you though. just stick your tongue out at them & say haha...i get to go home!!!!

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lisevolution Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 1,824	I remember when I went up to Fishkill with my criminal justice class in college. It brought back so many memories of being locked up in the NYC Tombs holding cells for such various stupidity as smoking illegal herbs on the street and getting caught, or getting pulled over with a suspended liscence while driving in NYC. You'll love the part when they take you into a special room with your class and a couple of the "hard" inmates to try to scare you straight. Always a good time. Me being the biggest one of my class was definitely singled out and made an example of... Bosses still out of the office for me today which means 3hour lunch with lots of alcohol woo hoo!

10-24-2007, 08:28 AM	#10 (permalink)
lisevolution Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 1,824	Oh and if you get to go to women's wing, they're worse I promise. Watch out for flying shit napkins from them!