I'm highly bored at work and demand entertainment.
Seriously, the "it's monday it's tuesday" bore me to utter pieces. We can't be that lacking for content that we can fill 3 pages with "hooray it's *&^%#$ tuesday!". It's about as entertaining as getting a colonoscopy during a lube shortage. That's not a real thread. It's an exercise in posting while lobotomized and overall as stimulating as a 2 week old rotting dog turd on the side road in the middle of the crack whore district.
And while I'm ranting, what's with this "everyone is happy" BS? You know what, quit being so god damn happy. Be angry now and then. Like Paolo. There's an angry mother f%^$er. Wait why and I censoring my curses... he's an angry mother fucker. There I said it. But he is angry. I've yet to figure out what in the world makes him happy. Maybe drinking heavily while being circle jerked by 7 albino monkeys. Then again, who wouldn't be happy by that? Albino monkeys? fuck yeah! Well, ok not really but I'm running out of shit to type here.
That's about all I got for now. Feel free to add to it. Taxes, traffic, whatever get angry and entertain me bitches!
I have a word limit on my cynicism