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I'm highly bored at work and demand entertainment.
Seriously, the "it's monday it's tuesday" bore me to utter pieces. We can't be that lacking for content that we can fill 3 pages with "hooray it's *&^%#$ tuesday!". It's about as entertaining as getting a colonoscopy during a lube shortage. That's not a real thread. It's an exercise in posting while lobotomized and overall as stimulating as a 2 week old rotting dog turd on the side road in the middle of the crack whore district. And while I'm ranting, what's with this "everyone is happy" BS? You know what, quit being so god damn happy. Be angry now and then. Like Paolo. There's an angry mother f%^$er. Wait why and I censoring my curses... he's an angry mother fucker. There I said it. But he is angry. I've yet to figure out what in the world makes him happy. Maybe drinking heavily while being circle jerked by 7 albino monkeys. Then again, who wouldn't be happy by that? Albino monkeys? fuck yeah! Well, ok not really but I'm running out of shit to type here. That's about all I got for now. Feel free to add to it. Taxes, traffic, whatever get angry and entertain me bitches!
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/rant
I'll admit. I'm pissed right the fuck off right now. I'm fucking sick, I've barfed twice today. One of those times on my retarded cat (yes, she's actually retarded). My ex is being a cock sucking bitch. Some other bitch wants to use me as a boytoy while she switches boyfriends, and I'm not going for that bullshit. She thinks I don't know... believe it or not I'm not that fucking stupid. I want snow, so I can go snowboarding, while listening to Travis Barker's remix of Crank Dat Soulja Boy over and over again, because at Togg's rail jam I found out that's a really good song to go boarding to for some reason. Fuck me. /rant over I love each one of you.
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Now, do you need a hug???
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wow, someone is a little butt-hurt today. grow a helmet pussy...
haha just kidding mooz. well i can agree that we do need some stimulating content around here. now, where are those 7 albino monkeys?
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it's cuz i've been away & all of you miss me.
and really mooz, i'd keep the albino monkey comments to yourself! and i AM happy! i mean, my boyfriend just peaced out back to philly & left me only a note. i'm broke & very much in debt. i've got a shitty job. but hey... today might be my last day at the shitty job, then i get to start another job, which will most likely be shitty, but at least it'll be new! and i'm only as in debt as i allow myself to be...so i really have no right to get upset about that! they didn't force me to open a credit account, i did it on my own & now i need to pay them. and my boyfriend will be back if what he says is true. but really, that's outta my hands...i've gotta let him go & see what comes. the more you look at the world with a negative outcome, the more negative it will be. we create the world around us through our subconcious thoughts. so look at the bright side
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Samyaksambuddhas
Join Date: Aug 2007
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i would be happy that Mooz appreciates my genuine 'mood presentation' in here (i did afterall create today's fuggin fursdee thread before reading this), if i weren't so pissed off at being so blatantly predictable!
alaric - you puked on your cat and you can't see how that is funny? would you prefer it if the cat had puked on you? be grateful! speaking of which, if you are complaining that your girlfriend is being a 'cock sucking bitch', then i am sorry, but up to now you've been doing it all wrong! that is as good as it gets sunshine! go get some chicken soup! and as for that hope springs eternal... if you are negative then the world will be negative right back hippie speech.... well i have met some pretty upbeat cripples in my life (some hysterically so!) but i ain't seeing any miraculous recoveries going on! karma is for cretins. yeah i said it! mooz - if you want entertainment, then bring it. this ain't a cabaret service; we're not here to please you. (as wonderful as your bovine avatars might be!)
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but a glimpse of your mighty udders might raise a smile?
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