Moskitos! Again! I'm allergic, one little bite will itch the entire night and wake me up. And what's making it worse is that they love me. 20 people in a room. No one gets biten but me, even if I use deet. All doors n windows have nets. They find their way in to chase me nonetheless. It's the most disingenuous creature existing. They've developed an evil sadistic intelligence, and I'm sure they have tiny little excel tables in tiny little laptops where they analyze my biorhythm and schools where they learn where it will itch the most and bite knuckles just for fun.
"Yeah... no, that's not clumsiness, that's just being topographically challenged" ~ Noreaster