There were these cards in the 90's that said "if you fuck like you park you will never get it in." Great for leaving on windshields.
Kilz, Another good one!
Borderaholic, that kind of park job would be complete bullshit even if you weren't rocking crutches! Been my experience that the type that parks thusly, is usually some 350 lb walmart shopper that can't get their fat ass out out of the car without slamming their door into yours either!!
Too many people in the world, and most especially on the road, that seem to feel that what they
want is all that's important! Acting like they are the only ppl on the planet with something important to do!
(regardless of my creeputation around here,..) Out in the analog world, I try treat people with a basic level of courtesy as a matter of simple respect and general SOP. Right up until they say or do something that shows me they are selfish, self absorbed, booger eating retards. Then, all bets are off!
Hope your recovery is coming along well and you can ditch the crutches soon!