^^^^^ that's a good idea with the motorcycle to pretend your throwing something. I used to ride with my boyfriend and it's crazy how inconsiderate cars are. Some people just can't stand bikes and purposely try to run u off the road. Usually what I see is when cars get too close to the bike the rider will push their side view mirror in haha. My brother rides in California too and they are allowed to white line in Cali. He tells me some crazy stories. I'm gonna mention to him about pretending to throw something at the car. But anyway, be careful on ur bike. Riding is a dirty game.....
Thanks, yeah it is way dangerous, especially during rush hour when everyone has to get home FAST to watch Oprah. Yeah I've messed with peoples mirrors before, my new thing if someone is talking on the phone and being all over the roads like a drunk driver (works best in summer when their window is down), pull right up next to them quietly, and rev the fucking motor to the point it sounds like an indy car (sport bike). Twice now I've gotten people to fumble their phones just from being startled.
Now, as a driver of a tractor trailer, I have lot`s of tricks to fuck with people being dicks. In snowy weather, you can really fix a high beamer tailgater by just gently drifting onto the shoulder and dragging the trailer wheels in the snow.....instant white out........
Ha! I've seen you guys block someone in so they can't make their exit ramp. I just sit back and laugh, I know that driver was being a prick. Good idea about the marshmellows though!
Finally, I got a couple I think we've all had to deal with. First is the morons that almost, and sometimes do, come to a complete stop on the entrance ramp of a highway instead of getting up to the damn speed of traffic. Can't tell you how many people I've blown by at 65mph while they sit there at the end of the ramp debating when it's time to MERGE. Happened to me not too long ago, the driver that I passed on the ramp caught up next to me on the highway and gave me the finger. I followed his ass, even off the highway just to scare him, after he took 4 right turns in a row I decided to continue on my way. Last time he pulls that again
The other is people and their brakes. For no fucking reason they tap on the brakes, not enough to really slow down, just to make you wonder if you need to slow down. Is there a deer, an accident? Nope, just the "ghost car" in front of them. Usually my foot never comes off the gas. Some are bad enough to do it every couple seconds, I work on my own cars and really wonder how often they go through brake pads, I bet mine last 3 times as long. Even worse are the people that will be driving at 40 mph, get up to 45mph, then hit the brakes to go back to 40 again. Then the process repeats.