Another day at work with new fucktards starting shit, now I'm getting it from the security guard.
First, this guy is a total dweeb, I'm talking short, fat, couldn't run a mile if there was a twinkie at the end of a stick even. So I'm walking out to my car on lunch with my girlfriend (co-worker) and he's walking past us in the parking lot. I hear him say "DUDE!!!!"I don't answer to that so I kept walking "Hey!" (nope, fuck you I have a name) "Are you deaf!" I had a cigarette in my hand but it wasn't lit, I was holding it like it was, so then it hit me what he was bitching about. I turned around and he was walking up to us "NO SMOKING IN THE PARKING LOT...DUDE!!!"
I replied "It's cool man, calm down, geez"
I thought he was going to have a coronary, face turned bright red but he didn't say anything. So after work I go over to her desk and I see him standing there watching us, then fucking followed us out the door and almost halfway across the lot. All this over me holding an unlit cigarette. Thanks for protecting the neighborhood flocks of geese from the harmful effects of an unlit cigarette you pathetic rent-a-pig.