Ok new workplace vent from me, I think you'll all get a kick out of this one..
Normal morning, normal busy corp. office, no problems for a couple hours. I was sitting at my desk eating a chocolate chip muffin and one of my (bitchy) co-workers turns to me and says "you eat a lot of junk food". Apparently my face went red because she is obese and I weight all of 150 pounds, I was keeping in a few comments I was thinking of and my face went red, whatever, I didn't say a word just put my earbuds back in. No more than 5 minutes later a company wide email comes through (which we all get at pretty much the same time) with a pop up saying "weight watchers will be held here starting..". I busted up laughing, lol, wasn't trying to be a dick I just couldn't help it.
So my girlfriend stands up from across the cubicle and asked me what I was laughing about and I whispered about the weight watchers thing and co-workers comment. My co-worker stood up and stormed over to my manager and they went into the other room. So of course I get called in, I thought I knew what was coming. The co-worker decided to "file a complaint about PDA" because my girlfriend and I have held hands in the building, and kissed once in the parking lot, and talk too much at work. So I got the talking to, blah. Naturally, I go to Christina and tell her what my manager told me, she flips and goes to my manager about it. So now at work there's this awkward Fuck You type attitude going on. The co-worker is just trying to get me in hot water for anything she can find at this point, which is wonderful since I have to sit right next to her. I know this is all about her being insecure, but she had to find something to go after me for.
So anyways the rest of the day I'm playing the game "where did my print out go" since about 10 of us share the same printer, the co-workers stuff is just randomly disappearing from the printer tray. She thinks there's a problem with her computer/printer setup so instead she's walking a bit farther to use the other printer.