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Deviant · 01-11-2011, 10:15 PM

Ok new workplace vent from me, I think you'll all get a kick out of this one..

Normal morning, normal busy corp. office, no problems for a couple hours. I was sitting at my desk eating a chocolate chip muffin and one of my (bitchy) co-workers turns to me and says "you eat a lot of junk food". Apparently my face went red because she is obese and I weight all of 150 pounds, I was keeping in a few comments I was thinking of and my face went red, whatever, I didn't say a word just put my earbuds back in. No more than 5 minutes later a company wide email comes through (which we all get at pretty much the same time) with a pop up saying "weight watchers will be held here starting..". I busted up laughing, lol, wasn't trying to be a dick I just couldn't help it.

So my girlfriend stands up from across the cubicle and asked me what I was laughing about and I whispered about the weight watchers thing and co-workers comment. My co-worker stood up and stormed over to my manager and they went into the other room. So of course I get called in, I thought I knew what was coming. The co-worker decided to "file a complaint about PDA" because my girlfriend and I have held hands in the building, and kissed once in the parking lot, and talk too much at work. So I got the talking to, blah. Naturally, I go to Christina and tell her what my manager told me, she flips and goes to my manager about it. So now at work there's this awkward Fuck You type attitude going on. The co-worker is just trying to get me in hot water for anything she can find at this point, which is wonderful since I have to sit right next to her. I know this is all about her being insecure, but she had to find something to go after me for.

So anyways the rest of the day I'm playing the game "where did my print out go" since about 10 of us share the same printer, the co-workers stuff is just randomly disappearing from the printer tray. She thinks there's a problem with her computer/printer setup so instead she's walking a bit farther to use the other printer.

Sweat bitch.

AlexS · 01-15-2011, 09:39 PM

I'll sum it up in a sentence. People don't know when to get out of the way on jump landings when they fall.

Nefarious · 01-15-2011, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deviant

Ok new workplace vent from me, I think you'll all get a kick out of this one..

Normal morning, normal busy corp. office, no problems for a couple hours. I was sitting at my desk eating a chocolate chip muffin and one of my (bitchy) co-workers turns to me and says "you eat a lot of junk food". Apparently my face went red because she is obese and I weight all of 150 pounds, I was keeping in a few comments I was thinking of and my face went red, whatever, I didn't say a word just put my earbuds back in. No more than 5 minutes later a company wide email comes through (which we all get at pretty much the same time) with a pop up saying "weight watchers will be held here starting..". I busted up laughing, lol, wasn't trying to be a dick I just couldn't help it.

So my girlfriend stands up from across the cubicle and asked me what I was laughing about and I whispered about the weight watchers thing and co-workers comment. My co-worker stood up and stormed over to my manager and they went into the other room. So of course I get called in, I thought I knew what was coming. The co-worker decided to "file a complaint about PDA" because my girlfriend and I have held hands in the building, and kissed once in the parking lot, and talk too much at work. So I got the talking to, blah. Naturally, I go to Christina and tell her what my manager told me, she flips and goes to my manager about it. So now at work there's this awkward Fuck You type attitude going on. The co-worker is just trying to get me in hot water for anything she can find at this point, which is wonderful since I have to sit right next to her. I know this is all about her being insecure, but she had to find something to go after me for.

So anyways the rest of the day I'm playing the game "where did my print out go" since about 10 of us share the same printer, the co-workers stuff is just randomly disappearing from the printer tray. She thinks there's a problem with her computer/printer setup so instead she's walking a bit farther to use the other printer.

Sweat bitch.

Most excellent. I used to deal with that kind of shit all the time. Why is is that corporate shitheads like to play, "whose shaft is bigger?" It's a never ending circle of ass hattery. The real problem is that its pretty much unfixable. You get that many people working in confined corners and eventually we all turn into angry badgers. I long ago lost count of the number of days I've wanted to craft a prison shiv out of office supplies and preform a drive by kidney puncture while someone is standing at the printer. Best of luck with your idiot co worker, Deviant.

Karasene · 01-31-2011, 10:24 PM

I WANT TO SHRED!!!!!!!! God damn there is a storm about to dump 2' of snow and everyone is posting on FB and every other damn site how they are riding their back yard set ups right now and how they are going to all the mountains I'm suppose to be riding when this damn snow hits and I know how fucking awesome that pow will be. Its so theraputic to ride and I am SO DAMN JEALOUS. I'm just stuck here wasting my damn life on my fucking bed just like every other day thats gone by the past 2 months... I'm so sick of my fucking house. I WANT OUT!! I can't stand NOT being able to drive. And I don't like asking for favors so I have no way of leaving!!! GOD I hate being injured. I WISH I WAS A FUCKING BEAR so I could hibernate and wake up when I can get back on my damn board. On a brighter note. YES I am more thankful than anything that I'm making a full recovery. I'm just wishing it was now.

Mother nature. I still love you.

MistahTaki · 02-01-2011, 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karasene

I WANT TO SHRED!!!!!!!! God damn there is a storm about to dump 2' of snow and everyone is posting on FB and every other damn site how they are riding their back yard set ups right now and how they are going to all the mountains I'm suppose to be riding when this damn snow hits and I know how fucking awesome that pow will be. Its so theraputic to ride and I am SO DAMN JEALOUS. I'm just stuck here wasting my damn life on my fucking bed just like every other day thats gone by the past 2 months... I'm so sick of my fucking house. I WANT OUT!! I can't stand NOT being able to drive. And I don't like asking for favors so I have no way of leaving!!! GOD I hate being injured. I WISH I WAS A FUCKING BEAR so I could hibernate and wake up when I can get back on my damn board. On a brighter note. YES I am more thankful than anything that I'm making a full recovery. I'm just wishing it was now.

Mother nature. I still love you.

I feel your pain.

SHREDDER97 · 02-01-2011, 08:52 PM

uk what fucking pisse me off

hear i go

today my school got called off.why?. cause there was fucking freezing rain. like ohio snow isnt bad enough all ready. I never have a ride to my local moutain which suk my dick on a good day. i am failing this semester cause im drooping out of high school and moving to jackson hole so i dont give a shit about school. Shawn white rights girl pants then people want his cock. I just fucking dented my banana magic cause of some fucking asshole who thinks there cool as fuck at ski club. My parents now wont let me snowboard more thn twice a week cause of my grades. My backyard is a skating ring so cant session my box i built last weekend. I hate school. I hate ohio and i will be out of here as soon as i can. some asshole who ive hated teeppeed the shit outta me and destoyed my mailbox. my friend is going to park city and surrounding resorts next week which im sooooo jelous of. My two out west trips have pasted so im stuck riding ohio which i cant get over how much i hate. on the bright side i have to go to school tommorow when all the fresh nice snow comes in.....joy

p.s. i actually like my life dont get me wrong those are just the things i hate the most

justdust · 02-02-2011, 08:27 PM

I hate writing that uses profanity and obscenities to distract attention from poor grammar and improper spelling.

MistahTaki · 02-02-2011, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SHREDDER97

uk what fucking pisse me off

hear i go

today my school got called off.why?. cause there was fucking freezing rain. like ohio snow isnt bad enough all ready. I never have a ride to my local moutain which suk my dick on a good day. i am failing this semester cause im drooping out of high school and moving to jackson hole so i dont give a shit about school. Shawn white rights girl pants then people want his cock. I just fucking dented my banana magic cause of some fucking asshole who thinks there cool as fuck at ski club. My parents now wont let me snowboard more thn twice a week cause of my grades. My backyard is a skating ring so cant session my box i built last weekend. I hate school. I hate ohio and i will be out of here as soon as i can. some asshole who ive hated teeppeed the shit outta me and destoyed my mailbox. my friend is going to park city and surrounding resorts next week which im sooooo jelous of. My two out west trips have pasted so im stuck riding ohio which i cant get over how much i hate. on the bright side i have to go to school tommorow when all the fresh nice snow comes in.....joy

p.s. i actually like my life dont get me wrong those are just the things i hate the most

i have no clue what you just wrote. you have quite an imagination.

Inky · 02-03-2011, 02:04 AM

It's summer.FUCK.
That's all.

LuckyRVA · 02-03-2011, 09:49 AM

On a packed subway train: Please brush your teeth! I do not want to smell your nasty halitosis for 20 minutes straight as I stand next to you on the train.

Even when I turned my 180 degrees away from their face I could still smell their breath. Guh!

I ended up putting my scarf over my nose.

01-31-2011, 10:24 PM	#654 (permalink)
Karasene Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Utah/NH Posts: 666	I WANT TO SHRED!!!!!!!! God damn there is a storm about to dump 2' of snow and everyone is posting on FB and every other damn site how they are riding their back yard set ups right now and how they are going to all the mountains I'm suppose to be riding when this damn snow hits and I know how fucking awesome that pow will be. Its so theraputic to ride and I am SO DAMN JEALOUS. I'm just stuck here wasting my damn life on my fucking bed just like every other day thats gone by the past 2 months... I'm so sick of my fucking house. I WANT OUT!! I can't stand NOT being able to drive. And I don't like asking for favors so I have no way of leaving!!! GOD I hate being injured. I WISH I WAS A FUCKING BEAR so I could hibernate and wake up when I can get back on my damn board. On a brighter note. YES I am more thankful than anything that I'm making a full recovery. I'm just wishing it was now. Mother nature. I still love you. __________________ To legit to quit. On the move this season. Last edited by Karasene; 01-31-2011 at 10:27 PM.

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01-11-2011, 10:15 PM	#651 (permalink)
Deviant Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,659	Ok new workplace vent from me, I think you'll all get a kick out of this one.. Normal morning, normal busy corp. office, no problems for a couple hours. I was sitting at my desk eating a chocolate chip muffin and one of my (bitchy) co-workers turns to me and says "you eat a lot of junk food". Apparently my face went red because she is obese and I weight all of 150 pounds, I was keeping in a few comments I was thinking of and my face went red, whatever, I didn't say a word just put my earbuds back in. No more than 5 minutes later a company wide email comes through (which we all get at pretty much the same time) with a pop up saying "weight watchers will be held here starting..". I busted up laughing, lol, wasn't trying to be a dick I just couldn't help it. So my girlfriend stands up from across the cubicle and asked me what I was laughing about and I whispered about the weight watchers thing and co-workers comment. My co-worker stood up and stormed over to my manager and they went into the other room. So of course I get called in, I thought I knew what was coming. The co-worker decided to "file a complaint about PDA" because my girlfriend and I have held hands in the building, and kissed once in the parking lot, and talk too much at work. So I got the talking to, blah. Naturally, I go to Christina and tell her what my manager told me, she flips and goes to my manager about it. So now at work there's this awkward Fuck You type attitude going on. The co-worker is just trying to get me in hot water for anything she can find at this point, which is wonderful since I have to sit right next to her. I know this is all about her being insecure, but she had to find something to go after me for. So anyways the rest of the day I'm playing the game "where did my print out go" since about 10 of us share the same printer, the co-workers stuff is just randomly disappearing from the printer tray. She thinks there's a problem with her computer/printer setup so instead she's walking a bit farther to use the other printer. Sweat bitch.

01-15-2011, 09:39 PM	#652 (permalink)
AlexS Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: MICH Posts: 280	I'll sum it up in a sentence. People don't know when to get out of the way on jump landings when they fall.

02-01-2011, 08:52 PM	#656 (permalink)
SHREDDER97 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 230	uk what fucking pisse me off hear i go today my school got called off.why?. cause there was fucking freezing rain. like ohio snow isnt bad enough all ready. I never have a ride to my local moutain which suk my dick on a good day. i am failing this semester cause im drooping out of high school and moving to jackson hole so i dont give a shit about school. Shawn white rights girl pants then people want his cock. I just fucking dented my banana magic cause of some fucking asshole who thinks there cool as fuck at ski club. My parents now wont let me snowboard more thn twice a week cause of my grades. My backyard is a skating ring so cant session my box i built last weekend. I hate school. I hate ohio and i will be out of here as soon as i can. some asshole who ive hated teeppeed the shit outta me and destoyed my mailbox. my friend is going to park city and surrounding resorts next week which im sooooo jelous of. My two out west trips have pasted so im stuck riding ohio which i cant get over how much i hate. on the bright side i have to go to school tommorow when all the fresh nice snow comes in.....joy p.s. i actually like my life dont get me wrong those are just the things i hate the most

02-02-2011, 08:27 PM	#657 (permalink)
justdust Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Albany Posts: 494 Blog Entries: 1	I hate writing that uses profanity and obscenities to distract attention from poor grammar and improper spelling.

02-03-2011, 02:04 AM	#659 (permalink)
Inky Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Hamilton, New Zealand Posts: 145	It's summer.FUCK. That's all.

02-03-2011, 09:49 AM	#660 (permalink)
LuckyRVA Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Queens, NY Posts: 1,099	On a packed subway train: Please brush your teeth! I do not want to smell your nasty halitosis for 20 minutes straight as I stand next to you on the train. Even when I turned my 180 degrees away from their face I could still smell their breath. Guh! I ended up putting my scarf over my nose.