Today I Hate Thread!

i'm finally fending for myself, got my own place and living on my own... saving up to get back to college this winter, and then... my car starts giving me the shits and it's gonna cost over $1000 which i don't have. gotta love my luck. happens every time.

just like 2 years ago when i lost my job, car died, girlfriend left... except now i might miss out on something more important than a girlfriend... my education!

[BurtonAvenger]

Originally Posted by jotate

Would you rather the windshield fall out while the plane is in the air?

Southwest spares no expense on having an enjoyable, affordable flight. Gotta cut costs somewhere...

Windshields and landing gear are kind of important you'd think that these wouldn't have issues. Especially like falling out where everyone sitting at the gate can see it.

[BurtonAvenger]

I still want to know how a windshield just falls out of a plane while it's just sitting there. Was someone just like hiyah and kicked it with some serious ninja skills or some shit?

Also what the fuck is up with the CO DMV 2 trips there and 4 different answers on why they won't issue me a license.

Originally Posted by mpdsnowman

So I went out tonight to a party. Had a great time. They had food and deserts there.I didnt want any desert because I had this frozen peanut butter chocolate ice cream cake at home in the freezer. Well I just got home and discovered those two oversized fed after midnight gremlins ate that entire cake but one lousy piece and the piece they left wasnt fit for a mouse!!! and here I am looking at this crumb thinking about what I passed up at the party!! And they had the nerve to leave the knife inside the box!!! not only are they hogs but LAZY ASS hogs!!

Throw it at them in their beds. When they wake up and say "Why did you throw that cake at me!?", respond with "What cake?"

Optionally, you could go with "I just won a bunch of tickets to Disney World and was too excited for rationality!!!" When they say "Really!?", say "No, not really. Next time, leave me some god damn cake."

[mOnky]

Originally Posted by mpdsnowman

So I went out tonight to a party. Had a great time. They had food and deserts there.I didnt want any desert because I had this frozen peanut butter chocolate ice cream cake at home in the freezer. Well I just got home and discovered those two oversized fed after midnight gremlins ate that entire cake but one lousy piece and the piece they left wasnt fit for a mouse!!! and here I am looking at this crumb thinking about what I passed up at the party!! And they had the nerve to leave the knife inside the box!!! not only are they hogs but LAZY ASS hogs!!

Originally Posted by jotate

Throw it at them in their beds. When they wake up and say "Why did you throw that cake at me!?", respond with "What cake?"

Optionally, you could go with "I just won a bunch of tickets to Disney World and was too excited for rationality!!!" When they say "Really!?", say "No, not really. Next time, leave me some god damn cake."

Even better!

House and pet sitting for my aunt. She, her boyfriend, and the rest of my family (including my parents) are in Vegas all this week. My aunt got a new Pekinese a couple months ago. She's very much a puppy and very much a lap dog. I've only ever had big dogs, so her being excited and just laying around adorably was kind of fun...for about an hour. Now I'm trying to eat some food and she's sitting next to me on the couch just staring. I had to build a snot barrier since Pekinese dogs breathe in the same way that children sneeze.

And you don't realize how much dog hair is everywhere until you try to eat some hot wings.

This damn dog won't stop farting. I'm having trouble breathing. I've switched the room I'm hanging out in several times. She follows me and rips another off.

[Nugggster]

goddamn chili brings out the worst in me

This dog has moved from farting constantly to licking constantly. She spends about 10 minutes licking each individual object. She started on the love seat licking my laptop bag. Then she moved to lick the pillow next to the laptop bag. Then she moved to licking the love seat itself. Now she's on the couch next to me. She started by licking the couch. Then she moved to licking the TV remote. Then she moved back to the couch.

The beer is on the top shelf of the fridge and she's a tiny little pekinese...there's no way she's drunk...

Edit: Shit, she's moved on to me.

[Sam I Am]

Stupid. Stupid. Stupid kids.

I'm a tutor. I tutor this stupid little kid. He's completely full of himself.

Me and his old man are having a small conversation while he's working on something. The convo steers to the topic about how spoiled this kid is. He gets whatever he wants. Just name it. Cell phone, ps3, Wii, bmx bike, a new video game each week ($60 each), etc.

He has no chores, no responsibilities, and he has the audacity to say that his house feels like a prison. I tell him he's spoiled, and he angrly throws back a remark saying I don't even know. Granted I don't know what happens behind closed doors, but from what I can tell, this kid has it made.

THEN he precedes to calling me stuck up (I made a remark to his mom, and she agrees with me, that her spaw is stuck up) I ask him why he thinks I am, his only reason is because I made that remark to his mom.

I've gotten this taught this kid better grades, but I'm sick of putting up with his crap.

How would you guys deal with a kid (5th grade) who has a problem handling criticism, take plenty of bathroom brakes while you're trying to teach him, say something is gay when he disagrees, and doesn't think education in whole is important in the least bit?

I'd really like to slap him and give him a reality check, not that his dad would mind, but he's that kind of kid who'll say shit..like I went ballistic or something, then bruise himself to get me in trouble.