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CaptT · 11-25-2009, 03:29 PM

O.k. ......recently I was discussing this site with a good friend of mine; she insisted I post the "Tinkerbell Theory"......

Disclaimer:
This post might offend some, I do not apologize for any of what I am about to share. If you insist on wearing your feelings on your sleeve heed the WARNING! STOP......exit this site immediately and visit your nearest Obstetrician.....your vagina is acting up again. To put any hate mail to rest......I do not have a problem with overweight women......or Disney characters.......it's just the combined duo....if you are one of these people please....for the love of god.....take the shit off.....unless you like the instant photo-ops that are posted online and mocked repeatedly.......

Here is the Theory explained....
I believe there is a direct link to obese women and Tinkerbell.......for several years now I have been collecting data that points to this. Every time I pass a vehicle with a Tinkerbell sticker anywhere on it....the woman in the driver's seat is not a 16yr old girl......(like you might expect).....rather a woman that looks like she just ate her 16yr old girl. At this point it has been determined, either these women are trying to express themselves with these stickers to find their "inner pixie"......or after they ate their children they stole their cars....

Proof is in the pudding......

The best part is that the very next day I passed this same woman and she was horking down a egg McMuffin.......hilarity.....

BurtonAvenger · 11-25-2009, 03:43 PM

Is this like my theory that fat people shouldn't get disability? Or that littering on the highway should be encouraged due to the fact that our tax dollars make inmates pick it up and thus we're creating jobs and being an equal opportunity employer that hires convicts?

CaptT · 11-25-2009, 04:46 PM

Wow.....as much as I do not want to be on the same page.....

MunkySpunk · 11-25-2009, 04:57 PM

Don't you check out a gynecologist for your cooter?

BurtonAvenger · 11-25-2009, 05:03 PM

Gyno's what do they know I usually just look at it for the ladies and say if it's good. If it smells like trout pull out.

CaptT · 11-25-2009, 05:27 PM

WikiAnswers - What does a obstitrician do

It's the word behind...O.B.

Spunk you not only slowed waaaay down you caught a root and face planted as well......

bobepfd · 11-25-2009, 05:43 PM

This theory also holds true for the women who insist on wearing clothing that says things such as "princess or sexy".

MunkySpunk · 11-25-2009, 05:48 PM

Wasn't trying to zing you. If I was I'd have debunked your theory by pointing out your ass doesn't have tinkerbell tattooed on it... Well, inasmuch as I'd know, which isn't very much, you don't have tinkerbell on your ass. Followed by the obligatory "I could go to downtown SLC and ask just about any guy what you had on your ass." blah blah blah..

You really didn't give me much setup material to work up an original zinger.

I've just always associated OB's with cooter issues relating to childbirth specifically. I thought they specialized in wrapping donuts around watermelons.

Damn.. I really should be going out for Beersgiving tonight.

alasdairm · 11-25-2009, 05:49 PM

how many cars have you seen with tinkerbell stickers? i have been driving for over 25 years and i can't remember noticing a single one. i will now and will be keen to see if your crude theory holds up.

ironically enough, you said "the proof is in the pudding". what does that even mean? the correct phrase is "the proof of the pudding is in the eating". she's fat but you're ignorant. who wins?

glass houses. stones. all that.

alasdair