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Old 11-30-2007, 02:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Yes it's angry rant Friday. Not that I actually think we need yet another daily themed reason to post some trite nonsense or that I even have the patience and vocabulary to do this every flippin' week it's just that

I'm

That

Bored!



Anyway, if you are in any way offended by bad language, horrific symbolism and downright twisted and slightly in need of medication rantage, you should probably just skip straight to the reply button and type a nice fat "fuck off". With that out of the way, I'm also going to try and squeeze in as much silly english wordage (yes I will also make up fucking words so deal with it) partly because I think it's funny and also because the usual internet sillyisms like "hamster humping pindick" are slightly over used if not absurd all together. After all, you can't possibly hump a hamster. You're either going to crush the little bastard or it's going to flip around and bite you right on the dick. Neither one of those is exactly conducive to the act of humping. And for anyone who might actually take any of this seriously, let me say from the start that this is merely just an attempt to be both witty and amusing at the same time. I should also add that while I’m attempting to include the above mentioned english silly speak, I'm not english and therefore don't fucking know many. I do however expect Paolo to add a few in an effort to increase amusement for future threads and because he can't possibly read a thread without adding his own two fucking cents .

Now on to the actual point of my rant. Stupid fucking Network Engineer's or I should say cocky ignorant cheeseburger fed wankers with the mental capacity of a cornish yarg (blatantly plagiarized I know) that some how managed to either toss off management or otherwise befuddle them into thinking they are brilliant mother fuckers and should be hired. I say this because the crew we have is a collection of utterly absurd asshats with about as much grasp of how the internet works as your grandmother. Now, I don't expect many people to actually know how the internet works. You go to an address bar, type in www.snowboardingforum.com and poof a magical elf delivers the website to you instantly and you care about how it got there as much as you care to know what color fingernail polish the elf had on when he delivered the webpage.

However, if you are a Cisco Certified INTERNET Engineer (CCIE) then by all fucking means you should have a solid understand of HOW THE INTERNET FUCKING WORKS. If I point out to you and the rest of your meandering pimpled pindick team how your DNS is utterly cocked up and resembles the work of a down syndrome crack baby with a box of crayons, you shouldn’t respond by looking at me as if I was a 12 headed purple lobster speaking in a fantasy language invented by hobbits and the french. And yet there they sit each soaking up over 120k a year to do nothing more than lower the IQ of the region. And I'm going to gloss over the crime against humanity that was committed when these mindless pigeons were given a salary of 120k+ a year otherwise I might have a fucking aneurism. And while that might actually relieve me of the hell that is working with these retards, it will seriously hamper that whole living thing.

So as I sit here trying to explain for the 15th bastard flocking time how www.domain.com.newdomain.com makes as much sense as an elephant in a tutu, I can at least take comfort in the fact that today is friday and in a few hours I'll be knee deep in guinness while attempting to forget my own name as well as this last week.

Still, it could be worse. I could work for the government!
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Old 11-30-2007, 03:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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mr mooz....

for hamster sexual application.... consider the art of the feltch.

if you would just munch the yarg, you would never bring its name into such disrepute, as to relate it to 'cheeseburger munching wankers'!

your wordage tho was most amusing, altho instead of befuddled management, discombobulated might've been nicer (thanx to nhl colour commentary for that one!)


and for that '15th flocking bastard' i offer this image of 'sense':



enjoy your endless pints of the black stuff
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Old 11-30-2007, 03:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Mooz, fuck off.


Actually, great post. I love you.
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
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fuck off!


but if you did work for the government you could make $120K and work a lot less.
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hmm only 4 responses? I thought it was pretty funny... guess I'll try harder next time.
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Old 12-02-2007, 07:52 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Quote:
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... guess I'll try harder next time.
yeah... you suck sweaty ones!
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