And For Today's Adventure...
If getting urinated on over the weekend wasn't enough, today I got hit by a car.
So, I am riding home from work on my bike in downtown Boston. I am in the bike lane. Some guy in a car decides to abruptly pull over to the side of the road. He signals *as* he is doing it. He totally cuts me off and forces me to hit the curb at speed. I somehow jump off the bike, land on me feet, stumble for a bit, and then fall. My handlebars shattered his passenger side rear view mirror. He gets out of the car and says "Didn't you see my signal? I didn't see you at all." I take my business card* out and hand it to him. I say, "Sir, this is my business card. May I have yours?" He looks at my card and his attitude quickly changes. He didn't say a word to me about the rear view mirror. Hah. Asshole.
*"Chris Sedition, Attorney at Law"
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