not your sunday morning comics
 

Q: how many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: none, they screw in VW buses.

Q: why did jesus hang on the cross for 3 days?
A: he forgot his safe word.

i dont get the second one?

you will in time, young grasshopper!

creepy old guy in a van...haha

hey carm, what in the little red bag?

carmen: well, its candy of course...

Do you park that van down by the river?

hey look! Jenn made a new thread! quick everyone, lets hurry up and fill it with a bunch of off-topic nonsense!

wait, this isnt the daily random thread? where am i? how did i get here?

I am here to post in this very important thread.

Q: How many tele skiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 10. 1 to change it and 9 to say "nice turns, nice turns..."

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

yes i get it!

rofl