What kind of music did tap dancing baby jesus dance to? It's not like they had good tunes back then. They mostly had horrific toots from animals horns, beating on bad drums with no snare, no cowbells, and stringed monstrosities that sounded something like Dogzilla forcing out a giant furball from the inner depths of zilla hell.
But, he's tap dancing baby jesus. So he already knows all the good tunes before they came out. I like to think he's tapping his baby sandled feet to Bob Marley. Or better yet, George Clinton. That's right, tap dancing baby jesus loves the funk.
I have a word limit on my cynicism