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Old 02-13-2008, 09:17 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 02-13-2008, 11:41 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 02-13-2008, 02:52 PM   #13 (permalink)
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What color are his tap shoes?
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Old 02-27-2008, 02:07 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Well since I am once again bored and trying to pass time I will revive this awesome thread.

Oh and since its Jesus he doesn't have real tap shoes. He did the way everone else did in the third grade and put a bunch of thumb tacks in the bottom of his baby sandals or as I like to call them "Jerusalem Cruisers". So i guess the color would be brown or tan something of that sort.
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You better hope nobody from this board is part of the "God Squad" or you're going to be labeled a basher like me

On that note I believe HE used Velcro Keds and roofing tacks.
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On that note I believe HE used Velcro Keds and roofing tacks.
Jesus didn't do anything in little way. Roofing tacks? No way. He used the nails from his hands and feet.
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What kind of music did tap dancing baby jesus dance to? It's not like they had good tunes back then. They mostly had horrific toots from animals horns, beating on bad drums with no snare, no cowbells, and stringed monstrosities that sounded something like Dogzilla forcing out a giant furball from the inner depths of zilla hell.

But, he's tap dancing baby jesus. So he already knows all the good tunes before they came out. I like to think he's tapping his baby sandled feet to Bob Marley. Or better yet, George Clinton. That's right, tap dancing baby jesus loves the funk.
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I heard rumorz that he wasn't dancin' no more. Something about a blisters

Mooz, kan you konfirms?
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Old 12-04-2008, 06:22 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I have decided to make a thread that is just a little off topic..... Tap Dancing Baby Jesus, what are your thoughts.
what do you mean 'off topic'?

is this not www.tapdancingbabyjesusforum.com?

damn! after all this time, i'm not even in the right website!

apologies and goodbye!
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