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Old 06-05-2011, 11:00 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I might be naive, but SPAZ isn't really the person to make up a Bel-Aire. Plus, I've heard teenagers do things far more moronic then this story.
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Old 06-06-2011, 12:23 AM   #32 (permalink)
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This fan fiction isn't even that good the story keeps slightly changing. Come on man stick with one common thread through this whole thing.
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Old 06-06-2011, 12:47 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Yo SPAZ, remember that time that you were hiding in the back of the car at night, while Carlton was driving to something and was singing some song and said the number 2, then you popped up and said "three! get the stick outta your butt" while wearing a mask and scared him. Then he started eating a 'ho ho' or something, and you were like "Can I have some", then the sound man played a laughter track.

That was funny
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Old 06-06-2011, 06:24 AM   #34 (permalink)
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^^^

Damn, your brother in law should've used the shotgun in the first place.
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Old 06-06-2011, 10:07 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Consequences depend on the state too. Many states have a "make my day" law. In Colorado if someone breaks into your house, you can shoot them dead. End of story. The act of forcing yourself into a residence, gives the residents to the right to use deadly force. It happens time and time again around here and charges are never filed against the owner.
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Old 06-06-2011, 10:21 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Bear spray is not only a great deterrent for people breaking down your door but the resulting aftermath is hilarious. Think about this for the future, you literally could have grabbed one of their beers, sat down on your porch and watched teenage boys turn into babies while the cops took their time getting to you.

Of course if you live in the states, an AT-4 is also totally acceptable.
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Old 06-06-2011, 12:21 PM   #37 (permalink)
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I want to know who keeps shovels right there as weapons in the house? Whole story has so many loop holes and then the bragging on the interwebz.
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Old 06-06-2011, 12:28 PM   #38 (permalink)
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I thought it was a sledgehammer...
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Old 06-06-2011, 12:40 PM   #39 (permalink)
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I heard it was a 3 foot dildo bat called the Ramboner. He penetrated the kid to death anally.
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Old 06-06-2011, 12:53 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Sounds like a real pita...
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