4 bats and a shovel? Not only is it unnecessary as you have only 2 arms, it's also dangerous as hell for you if this story is true. Had they got in, and decided to attack, those other 3 bats and a shovel probably would've been used on you.
Like I said, the cop said it was the right thing to do.
What I don't even...
I think you should lay off the alcohol, it's clearly damaging your brain.
Funny thing is I'm not much of a drinker, I prefer more.... inspirational things. And if I threw a party that's that I would do honestly. The towns tearing the place down this summer, I doubt they would give a fuck.
And then SPAZ becomes a vampire and does vampire things like gets women that are overweight hoping to find true love, or something like that
I love me a fat chick. More cushin' for the pushin'
You would get your ass beat by your classmates just like your other party you threw. Sounds like an awesome time, i might have to crash it
Yeah dude I'll PM you the address when it goes down.