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Old 07-20-2011, 04:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So what's the fucking deal here? When I go away snowboarding my libido hits ROCK BOTTOM. I don't get it! I'm 28 and more importantly male (which immediately makes this weird). My girlfriend who always comes away boarding with me is as FIT as FUCK (honestly - girl of my dreams and let's me do anything!!!! ) and any other time I can't wait to ruin her.....but riding totally kills it with the exception maybe of after the first day riding. WTF?!?!?

Does anyone else get this or have a just opened up a thread for abuse for me not being a real man?
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Old 07-20-2011, 04:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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You're not a man any time I shred I want to go knock chicks bottoms out.
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Old 07-20-2011, 04:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Is that even a real sentence?? (The Proto CT arrived today - I shat!)
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maybe your really not into women....JK...testosterone shots will help. Really kicks up the libido.
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Also - I knew you'd jump on this!!! And do you mean you want to knock chicks's bottoms out....Is that like American for bumming??
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Pff I've got more testosterone than your hairy menopausal mother - but, when on the slopes, it wants to shred - not fuck! So it's just me then?
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Pff I've got more testosterone than your hairy menopausal mother - but, when on the slopes,
so no you don't otherwise you wouldn't have this issue
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so no you don't otherwise you wouldn't have this issue

Alright King Dong! I think you'll find that testosterone does more than supply someone with the desire for sex - also fighting, don't you know!! (see Mike Tyson)

Wicked find on the smiley though.
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Old 07-20-2011, 05:13 PM   #9 (permalink)
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This is my favorite:



but trying to help you to get to this place....
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This is my favorite:



but trying to help you to get to this place....
A totally worthy favourite!! But don't get me wrong, it really is only when I'm boarding. Like my mind can't switch off from that way of thinking!
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